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“We’re Free At Last!” Melania & Barron Trump Shout As They Escape White House
SCREAMING joyously at the top of their lungs, mother and son Melania and Barron Trump chimed in unison as they ... -
Fuck! Doonbeg Man Just Bought A New Car And Everything
THE potential end of Donald Trump’s reign as president of the United States couldn’t have come at a worse time ... -
“Biden Just Needs .05% Of Ballots In Capaloola County, Georgia” Confirms Waterford Man As If ...
TAKING to his Twitter personal account which has 37 followers like it was a news bulletin being broadcast live across ... -
“Let’s All Just Calm The Fuck Down,” Screams America
THE United States have been asked to just quieten down for an hour to allow those in charge an opportunity ... -
Varadkar To Communicate On Burner Phone From Now On
PLEDGING to save the country and the government from being plunged into further crisis and ignominy, Tánaiste Leo Varadkar has ... -
Smug Ireland Tells England It Has Been In Lockdown For Weeks
AS England officially enters a second lockdown today, a smug Irish population couldn’t resist pointing out that it actually had ... -
Movers Seen Taking Tanning Bed Out Of Oval Office
A LOCAL Washington DC furniture removal firm has been pictured removing a tanning bed from one of the most sought ... -
“It’s A Fraud” Claims World Famous Fraud
DONALD TRUMP, the world’s preeminent expert on perpetrating deception, chicanery and fraud on expectant people has today falsely claimed that ... -
How To Tell If You’re A ‘Friend’ Friend Of Leo Varadkar, A Guide
AFTER Tánaiste Leo Varadkar was subjected to several hours of grueling back and forth in the Dáil, communication strategists belonging ... -
Trump Takes Ball, Goes Home
CURRENT US president Donald Trump has adopted a time-tested and highly effective method of ending a contest before it’s over ...