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Number 10 Staff Now Down To Police Man At Door, Cat
BRITISH Prime Minister Boris Johnson is rallying as many allies to himself as he can today following announcements this week ... -
Johnson’s Communications Chief Resigns After Forming Coherent Sentence
UNABLE to celebrate the milestone of hitting 50,000 Coronavirus deaths nor the latest batch of warnings about how catastrophic Brexit ... -
Ceann Comhairle Forced To Adjourn Dáil After Government Begin Flinging Faeces At Sinn Féin
DIGGING in with Convention Centre staff while armed with a mop and a bucket, Ceann Comhairle Seán Ó Fearghaíl is ... -
Varadkar To Spend Day Trying To Stop Pearse Doherty’s Heart With His Mind
OCCASIONAL-Taoiseach Leo Varadkar will today attempt to master the ability to telepathically kill someone from across the room, while a ... -
Trump’s Calls To Putin, Bolsonaro, Jong Un, Duterte Keep Going To Voicemail
NEWLY unemployed and facing eviction from his current home, and all in the middle of a pandemic, Donald Trump’s friends ... -
“Look, Someone’s Not Wearing A Poppy” Shouts Johnson As A Distraction Before Running Away
CELEBRATING a rare win by only losing a House of Lords vote on key parts of his Brexit bill legislation ... -
Varadkar Calls Press Conference At Woodie’s DIY Before Dáil Vote Of No Confidence
SEEKING to project an image of total seriousness in regards to their claims, the Fine Gael party announced an emergency ... -
Hooked On US Election Coverage? Here’s All The Irish News You Missed
HAVE you been completely engrossed in the drawn out US presidential elections? To the point where you intimately know every ... -
Joe Biden: How He Can Live Up To The Legacy Of Donald Trump
HAVING secured the job of the 46th President Of The United States, Joe Biden must now commit to keeping the ... -
Women Celebrating Harris Making History Like A Red Rag To Local Man
LOCAL WATERFORD man Vincent Calley’s blood pressure has reached the melting point of carbon as he remains unable to calm ...