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Politicians Suddenly Discover Concerns About Nation’s Mental Health
ABSEILING down abandoned mine shafts, exploring long forgotten caves on uninhabited islands, climbing to previously unreachable mountain tops, politicians of ... -
Fire Brigade Called After Donnelly Gets Head Stuck In Dáil Railings
FRESH from the Taoiseach revealing he only learned about the recent, probably fairly inconsequential collapse of the country’s contact tracing ... -
Trump So Busy He Almost Forgot To Have Ghislaine Maxwell Killed
PRESIDENT Donald Trump has reacted with horror to the news that a judge has ordered that interview transcripts from friend-to-the-billionaires ... -
“Lockdown Crucial If We Want To Go Absolutely Fuckin’ Mental Over The Christmas” Confirms Taoiseach
CLARIFYING some elements of his speech to the nation last night, Taoiseach Micheál Martin confirmed that the next six weeks ... -
“Sorry, Only Seeing This Now…” Government Finally Text NPHET Back After Recommending Level 5 Restrictions ...
THE IRISH government is set to place the country into Level 5 for six weeks, as a result of finally ... -
‘Illegal Immigrant’ Vs ‘Undocumented Irish’: The Differences Explained
DUE TO RECENT NEWS a fresh spotlight has been shone on the term ‘undocumented Irish’, used to describe those Irish ... -
All The Glitz & Glamour From The Red Carpet At The Latest Government Restrictions Announcement
NOW that it’s a high profile event occurring almost every few days and covered extensively by the media, more and ... -
Trump Plan To Defeat Biden Lifted Almost Entirely From Plot Of Tango & Cash
“BIDEN and Harris, Harris and Biden” fumed Donald Trump in the back of a stretch limo, driving away from the ... -
We Visit The 7km Deep Vault Surrounded By Lava That The Government Will Seal Baby ...
WITH campaigners calling on the government to not lock away records into Mother and Baby Homes, WWN goes subterranean to ... -
Delighted Nation Wakes Up To Piles Of Cash Under Pillows After Budget
AN ECSTATIC nation are already feeling the positive effects of yesterday’s bumper budget which took aim at avoiding the economic ...