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A Timeline Of How Trump Contracted Covid-19
IT’S the news that has rocked the world, US president Donald Trump, in the middle of a reelection campaign and ... -
Students Suspended For Breaching Covid Guidelines To Use Golfgate Judge Excuse
ELEVEN UCC students suspended for allegedly breaching Covid-19 safety guidelines at the university are being urged to use a now ... -
World Tests Negative For Sympathy
UNABLE to stop itself from laughing, the world is celebrating successfully testing negative for sympathy following Donal Trump’s positive Covid-19 ... -
“Pandemic? Recession? EU Suing Us? My Own Incompetence? That All You Got?” Johnson Screams At ...
EFFORTLESSLY PASSING every test life throws at him, British PM Boris Johnson spent the afternoon bellowing skywards, presumably, towards God, ... -
Corrected Leaving Cert Grades Gives Coalition Government An ‘F’ In Politics
WHILE the Minister for Education, Norma Foley, announced some 7,200 Leaving Cert students have been affected by an error in ... -
America The Real Losers In First Presidential Debate
REPORTING that they were experiencing the same loud ringing sound in their ears after sitting through all 90 minutes of ... -
Recap: The Highlights From The 1st Trump V. Biden Debate
A CHAOTIC head to head in which, as ever, the sane portion of the American populus was the real loser. ... -
Emperor Has No Clothes, Fuck All Money In The Bank
A BOMBSHELL report from the New York Times on US president Donald Trump’s tax returns and financial affairs has sent ... -
Government Place Donegal In Level 3 Just To Keep Pearse Doherty From Annoying Them
AT A PRESS briefing the government broke under questioning and admitted they only took the decision to put Donegal in ... -
Varadkar’s ‘Close Contact’ Revealed To Be Man He Thought Was The Rock
PART-TIME Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has been stood down from high alert after aides told him the man he spent an ...