Category: HEALTH

Couple Trying For Baby Look To UVF

AFTER struggling for years to conceive a child naturally, one Waterford couple is to make the journey to Northern Ireland to see if the UVF can sort them out. Jeanette and Phillip Montague have been together for 10 years and married for 3, but have been unable to get pregnant despite years of trying. Taking advice from… Read more »

Waterford Woman Hospitalised After Jumping To Conclusion

A LOCAL Waterford woman is believed to be seriously injured after jumping to conclusions, WWN has learned. Sheena O’Rahily, a 34-year-old mother of two, suffered the injuries while observing heavy pedestrian traffic outside the house of a neighbour early yesterday morning. O’Rahily, who often jumps to conclusions without suffering any damage, caught sight of a… Read more »

Human Race To Sue God For Sciatic Nerve Design Flaw

LAWYERS for the human race have today started legal proceedings against God, the alleged creator of man over a series of design flaws in the human body. America’s biggest law firm, Latham & Watkins, are expected to sue God the almighty through the Vatican for a staggering 23 trillion euros, one of the biggest compensation claims… Read more »

Are You Eating Enough Silage?

STUDIES have shown that almost 100% of humans aren’t eating nearly enough silage, with scientists currently trying to evaluate the potential health risks if this trend continues. Silage, a hearty and warming food that is readily available, is normally fed to livestock in the winter as a way of keeping them from dying. However, a stunning… Read more »