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Local Man Haunted By Cross Trainer Of Christmas Past
A DUBLIN man has called on local priests to exorcize his home in a bid to rid his spare room ... -
“Unfortunately Our 1st World Vaccine Programme Is No Match For Our 4th World Health Service”
LAMENTING the fact Ireland possessing the world’s only 4th World health service is jeopardising an end to restrictions on the ... -
On A HSE Waiting List For Surgery? Here’s Some Home Surgery Hacks
WAITING LISTS remain a huge issue in the health service and those awaiting surgery of the minor/major variety face serious ... -
Hospital ICU Currently Being Run By Donkey Walking Around Circle Chasing Carrot
STAFF shortages in the nation’s ICU units may have been solved by an innovative contraption currently under trial in St. ... -
Health Fucked No Matter What You Do, Finds Study
SENIOR health officials have recommended that everyone should crack into the gin and the quarter pounders as soon and as ... -
Sláintecare Head Quits In Sure Sign Healthcare Reforms Going Well
WITH WELL publicised waiting lists stretching on for longer than the Lord of the Rings Directors Cut DVD boxset, the ... -
Ungrateful Health Workers Not Happy With Applause, Now Looking For Money
YOU couldn’t make it up! In a stunning turn of events that highlights the greed of certain members of our ... -
Single-Shot Janssen Vaccine Under Fire For Only Allowing For One Opportunity To Ring In Sick
A GOVERNMENT watchdog is being set up to monitor anyone in the 18-35 year cohort that attempts to claim two ... -
AstraZeneca No Longer Recommended For Davids Under 50 Born On A Wednesday
FIRST plagued by issues with the delivery of the AstraZeneca vaccines, now the subsequent decision by the NIAC to no ... -
Nation Admits It Would Lick Vaccine Off A Scabby Leg At This Stage
CONCERNS surrounding the effectiveness of the Covid-19 vaccine or the possible side effects are not front-of-mind for most Irish people ...