Category: HEALTH

Massive Cunt Hikes Up Price Of Aids Drug

THE world has expressed its outrage after learning that a massive cunt has upped the price of a 62-year-old drug, Daraprim, which is used in the treatment of life threatening parasitic infection, shortly after purchasing the patent for the drug. Head of Turing Pharmaceuticals, Martin Shkreli, increased the price of the drug by $736.50 allowing… Read more »

WWN Guide To Faking The Male Orgasm

WHILE the accounts of joyously fraudulent female convulsions are manifold, the male version of this dishonest, but ultimately empathic practice remains hard to master. Where there are weekly evening classes on the art of perfecting a faked orgasm for women, there is only hushed whispers in the male sphere and occasional nervous attempts at seeking… Read more »

Absolute Fucking Legend Needs Liver Transplant At 23

ABSOLUTE fucking legend Aaron Maher has been informed by doctors that his liver has sustained so much damage from heavy drinking, that he must receive a liver transplant or face certain death. While the news is far from welcome considering the devastating consequences to his health, Maher is enjoying the fact his legacy as an… Read more »