Category: HEALTH

Waterford Man To Reduce His Meat Consumption By 0%

FOLLOWING the worrying news that the consumption of bacon, ham and sausages can lead to cancer, Waterford man and avid meat eater Jonathan Kilgallon has confirmed he will reduce his meat intake by 0%. “Fuck that, I love a good fry,” Kilgallon is believed to have shouted at his TV yesterday evening while watching a… Read more »

EXCLUSIVE: The Secret Lives Of Selfish Millionaire HSE Nurses

AS nurses at St Vincent’s Hospital begin work-to-rule action, WWN can exclusively reveal that these health workers, who have a disgusting expectation of a modern, well functioning health service, are in fact money mad millionaires who just want to line their own pockets. Above is the home of Galway based nurse Heather O’Brien. The mother… Read more »

Massive Cunt Hikes Up Price Of Aids Drug

THE world has expressed its outrage after learning that a massive cunt has upped the price of a 62-year-old drug, Daraprim, which is used in the treatment of life threatening parasitic infection, shortly after purchasing the patent for the drug. Head of Turing Pharmaceuticals, Martin Shkreli, increased the price of the drug by $736.50 allowing… Read more »

WWN Guide To Faking The Male Orgasm

WHILE the accounts of joyously fraudulent female convulsions are manifold, the male version of this dishonest, but ultimately empathic practice remains hard to master. Where there are weekly evening classes on the art of perfecting a faked orgasm for women, there is only hushed whispers in the male sphere and occasional nervous attempts at seeking… Read more »