Category: HEALTH

Gyms Almost Back To Pre-1st Of January Levels

FOLLOWING the traditional New Year’s surge of activity, fitness centres across the country are reporting a return to normal operating volumes, leading to a much more comfortable environment for their regular customers. On average, gyms around Ireland have almost returned to their pre-1st January levels, known as the “true” level of gym attendance. This number… Read more »

Amazing: This Man’s Anxiety Issues Were Completely Eradicated After His Friend Told Him To Relax

THE debilitating anxiety issues that have plagued one Waterford man for most of his adult life were completely cured yesterday, after a close acquaintance told him to “quit being so dramatic” in just the right tone of voice. Andrew Gahon, 36, had struggled with anxiety disorders since his teens, and frequently fell victim to frightening… Read more »

Scented Candle Hacks Family To Death

MANY people’s worst fears about scented candles since news of their cancer causing powers emerged have been realised after an innocent family was hacked to death by what officers believe was a Yankee Candle Lemon Lavender. The scene at a Bundoran home in Donegal resembled a horror movie, according to journalists who haven’t seen inside… Read more »

Confirmed; One Little Yoghurt Drink Counteracts 14 Hours Of Eating Junk Food

PEOPLE who feel that their diet of non-stop processed foods washed down with sugar-filled beverages may be contributing to their expanding waistline and general poor health can rest easy, as research confirms that drinking one little bottle of odd-tasting yoghurt first thing in the morning will counteract an entire day of gluttony and excess. Starting your day with… Read more »