WITH THE news the government is looking into implementing fines for non-essential cross county travel and non-compliance when it comes to wearing masks on public transport ranging from €50-€200, WWN has sought to satisfy the public’s demand for more information on the full range of fines. Are the following fines a good deterrent against belligerents… Read more »
THE GOVERNMENT’S top negotiators were cracking open the bubbly last night, after successfully talking the Coronavirus from a Level 5 total-country shutdown to a more reasonable, ‘everybody wins’ few weeks of Level 3 restrictions; an agreement sealed with a gentlemanly spit and handshake. “You just have to know how to talk to virus in a… Read more »
LIKE any news publication worth its salt, WWN endeavours to maintain a detached and unbiased view of the facts at all times. This remains the case even after months of dealing with a pandemic that has slowly chipped away at our sanity, robbing all of us of the most humble joys life has to offer…. Read more »
ACCORDING to those sick to death of being told they could personally help reduce the chance of someone becoming sick with Covid-19 to the point of death, ‘here comes Mr Rule Man with another buzz kill briefing’. With the previous week bringing a total in excess of 2,000 Covid-19 cases in Ireland, CMO Dr Ronan… Read more »
THE PUBLIC, along with experts continue to query the best method for minimising the spread of Covid-19 while also minimising the damage to economic health and societal wellbeing. Is the Swedish mentality the way forward? New Zealand’s ‘zero Covid’ strategy? Can the low incidence of Covid-19 on the continent of Africa be replicated elsewhere? Now,… Read more »
THE SMALL minority of the Irish public still ignoring public safety messages and now putting the hard fought progress achieved by the majority at risk have been warned there will be a second wave of slaps handed out, WWN can reveal. “Personally, I’ve got the message. It was probably after the 1,569th daily briefing. I… Read more »
SINGER songwriter Noel Gallagher has been reportedly induced into a coma and put on a ventilator last night by angered frontline workers in a bid to prove Covid-19 and wearing masks are not a ‘pisstake’, WWN has learned. The abduction and sedation of the former Oasis man comes after the 53-year-old rubbished the wearing of… Read more »
AS EXPERTS warn that trying to follow politician-led Covid-19 briefings could result in you suffering a fatal brain aneurysm, the government insisted if you think you’re confused now wait until you hear them try and clear things up some more. Formally entering stage ‘making about as much sense as a drunk uncle at a wedding’… Read more »
THERE HAS been considerable consternation caused by the latest press briefing conducted by the government’s crack team of Confusing Covid Confusion experts. Such is the impenetrable logic populating much of the new measures and guidelines, some over the top critics have suggested it is high time the government ‘got their fucking heads out of their… Read more »
FEARS that the onslaught of Covid-19 may have irreparably changed the environment of Irish hospitals were eased today, as A&E departments around the country recorded the highest number of patients on trolleys in over six months. Pastoral scenes of overcrowding were evident in hospitals in Limerick, Cork, Mullingar and many more, sparking fresh hopes of… Read more »