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“Hospitals. Trolleys. Disaster” Reads News For 4,380th Day In A Row
IN THESE uncertain times people tend to cling to the familiar no matter how sad or harrowing it may be ... -
How To Get Your Booster Jab & Where
IT IS possible that if you have been distracted by the latest episode of The Great British Shitshow, hosted by ... -
Government To Meet NPHET For Emergency Secret Santa Draw
MEMBERS of the government are to meet with the National Public Health Emergency Team today after it was realised that ... -
Government To Let Multiple People Use Same PCR Test Amid Shortage
RESPONDING to news that as many as 14 counties have no access to PCR tests with no open slots available ... -
Booster Booking System Found To Be Single Ticket Machine In Leitrim
FOLLOWING complaints up and down the country regarding the booking of booster jabs for the over 50s, the HSE has ... -
“Where Did The Antigen Test Touch You?” Psychologist Asks Holohan
HANDING Ireland’s Chief Medical Officer an oversized model of an antigen test, psychologist Dr. Laura Wardly delicately attempted to get ... -
“Unvaccinated Behind All HSE Failures” Finds Government Report
IN A wholly independent report, the government confirmed that those unvaccinated against Covid-19 are solely to blame for the fact ... -
Nightclubs To Be Re-Named ‘Late Afternoon Clubs’
THE night economy has reacted to the government’s sudden u-turn on nocturnal activity by shifting everything four hours earlier, a ... -
How To Build An ICU Bed
AS Covid cases once again soar in our nation, our lack of ICU beds is once again highlighted. Despite tackling ... -
Man Treating Regular Checkup Results Like He Just Beat Cancer
“THE doctor said I’ve the heart of a 30-year-old,” boasted 32-year-old David Dunne to his wife Jan, with all the ...