Good after morning, Due to the appalling rise in fake news and alternative media, Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg is thankfully making it harder for users to make their own decisions and seeing content from publisher pages that they wish to follow, instead prioritising more important content like family and friend’s posts. We absolutely love this genius idea… Read more »
IT’s good for the body but bad for the mind, it’s official, racism burns as many as 400 calories per day however the good news as is often the case comes with some bad news; you could lose as many as 40,000 brain cells to boot. While many people will be fascinated by the new… Read more »
THE Department Of Health has urged the nation to dig deep in their arsenal of derogatory terms for nurses in a bid to find the perfect, most insulting phrases possible to throw at them after leaving Ireland in their droves for better wages and working conditions in the UK. At a time when the A&E situation in Ireland is reaching… Read more »
A LOCAL man has been reassured by family and friends that his escalating weight is nothing to worry about, with the majority of his inner circle insisting that he ‘carries it well’. Mark Rice, who works in IT, had reportedly commented on his excess 15 kilos last week to his wife Trisha, after weighing himself… Read more »
RESIDENTS in the Beaumont area of Dublin have let the Coast Guard know that they’ve had their fill of all their lifesaving heroic bullshit, and have put a stop to rescue helicopters en route to Beaumont Hospital from landing on a local playing field. The Coast Guard and the Air Corps have been using the… Read more »
DESPITE the recent months bringing a legion of disagreements over the Irish border, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and Theresa May have finally found some common ground in the form of amusing anecdotes over how dysfunctional their country’s health systems have become on their watch, WWN can reveal. With winter bringing a very precedented influx in patient… Read more »
THIS season’s Minister for Health, Simon Harris, has officially said sorry to patients for the fact they personally got sick at the same time, stating that he is committed to coasting through the situation as best he can. Speaking with his mouth earlier today, Mr. Harris said he would like to miraculously cure all the 592 people currently left waiting on… Read more »
WITH a new year comes a new focus and determination to get that little bit healthier and 2018 will prove no different for many people around the world. WWN Health is all too familiar with the mistakes people make choosing the wrong exercise regime or diet fad that just can’t sustain itself and will see… Read more »
MEASURES are being put in place to combat the stark news that almost a third of Irish children are now classed as overweight, such as the new tax on sugary drinks, and the renaming of McDonald’s Happy Meals as something more like ‘eating can’t make you happy’ meals. The surge in childhood obesity has sent… Read more »
IRISH patients suffering from scoliosis, a medical condition in which a person’s spine develops a sideways curve, may have to travel to first world countries with modern day health care systems for surgery. Nearly 300 young children suffering with scoliosis and living on the impoverished emerald isle are currently on a waiting list for surgery, with many suffering through years of crippling pain… Read more »