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“Now Wouldn’t Be A Good Time To Get Sick” HSE Warns
THE HSE has advised people not to get sick while gesturing wildly in the direction of Irish hospitals when asked ... -
Kids These Days Asked What The Fuck Is Wrong With Just Getting Drunk
POLITICIANS are being urged to launch a new initiative that will attract underage people back to just plain old alcohol, ... -
Sunflowers Actually Voyeuristic Perverts, Scientists Discover
ONCE thought to be majestic beauties towering over gardens, the common sunflower has been outed for the pervert they are ... -
“Some Slap Off Them Blue Ghosts” Confirms HSE Drug Analysis Tent
THE HSE has pledged to make their drug analysis tent at this year’s Electric Picnic as user-friendly as possible, promising ... -
We Find The Last Dispenser In Ireland With Any Hand Sanitiser In It
YOU’RE more likely to catch Covid from a hand sanitiser dispenser than anywhere else according to an independent report released ... -
Pull Out Method To Be Made Free To Men Aged 17-25
THE GOVERNMENT has confirmed that in line with its decision to make contraception free to 17-25 year olds, Irish men ... -
“What’s Spanish For ‘My Pissbag Is Full’?”: How You Can Prepare For Surgery Abroad
A NEW state of the art hospital in Spain has opened which will cater to Irish patients awaiting surgery at ... -
Local Woman Had That Ailment You Have, Only Worse
NEIGHBOURS, relatives and friends of Waterford woman Margaret Whelan have learned better than to try and out-sick her over the ... -
Ambulance Turns Up In Time For Woman’s Month’s Mind
DISPATCHED in response to a call about an unresponsive woman in her 60s, ambulance personnel on the scene a month ... -
“My Work Here Is Done” Reid Steps Down As HSE Chief Now System Running Smoothly
PUTTING on a pair of shades and calmly walking away from a large scale Hollywood action movie explosion, HSE chief ...
