Category: HEALTH

The Tabloid Media’s Guide To Coronavirus

DON’T believe the hype and media frenzy about Coronavirus? Well time to wise up pal, because according to the tabloids and clickbait ‘news’ sites online, the Coronavirus has already got you and is having the mother of all orgies in your immune system. Need to better educate yourself in paralysing fear, enabled by ludicrously irresponsible… Read more »

A&E Trolley Bays Launched With Euro Coin Slots

USING advanced technology first utilised by the supermarket industry, the Minister for Health Simon Harris has launched new A&E trolley bays with euro coin slots to curb the problem of overcrowding. “We’ve looked at why there’s record numbers of patients on trolleys, and since we already know it’s nothing to do with the government or… Read more »

HSE Admitted To A&E

THE government has asked for everyone in Ireland to keep the HSE in their thoughts today, after the ailing health service was rushed to A&E in the early hours of this morning after suffering a near-fatal fall in confidence. The 14-year-old system has been in ill health following a long history of abusive relationships with… Read more »