Category: HEALTH

Self-Love During Self-Isolation: A Guide

AS the rest of the world continues to fret and fuss over the (admittedly frightening) advance of the Coronavirus, WWN are here to let you know that the government-approved act of self-isolation in the event of contact with the virus may be the best thing that ever happened to you. The recommended two-week isolation period… Read more »

Local Man Appoints Himself World’s Foremost Expert On Coronavirus

RAISING a hand drawn certificate with the words ‘Coronvilus Espert!’ on it above his shoulders in dignified celebration, one staggeringly unqualified man has confirmed, via every comment section below articles on Coronavirus, that he is the preeminent expert on the virus. “It’s all bullshit,” Darren Frehily (44) wrote in a peer reviewed research paper which… Read more »