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New Evidence Shows Hunter Gatherers Hadn’t A Clue What The Proper Diet Was Either
NEWLY discovered evidence deciphered from early cave paintings has revealed that hunter gatherers were just as stumped as we humans ... -
Local Man Preferred When It Was Called Monkey Pox
“I’M A MONKEY pox purist that way, I suppose. I still call U2 ‘The Hype’,” local man Colm Drummond told ... -
GP Cancels Second Holiday Home After News Pharmacists Can Prescribe Medicines
WITH the prescription fee gravy train finally slowing for local general practices, local doctor David Sherlock has had to cancel ... -
Man Under False Impression People Want To See Videos Of Him Working Out
DESPITE never receiving any indication that anyone watches his work-out videos, local man Jeremy Haden continues to record himself in ... -
BREAKING: Man Jogging Like He’s Just Been Shot With Tranquilizer Dart
EMERGENCY services have confirmed that a call out regarding a local man struggling along a busy road in Waterford City ... -
Homeopath Performs Open Heart Chakra Cleansing
THE OPERATING THEATRE of a Dublin hospital became the location for history being made as the world’s first successful open-heart ... -
Could Giant Robot Mosquitoes Be The Answer To Ireland’s Low Blood Stock Levels
GIANT robot mosquitos that quietly enter people’s homes as they sleep to extract 2 litres of blood could become the ... -
Child Initially Chosen For Children’s Hospital Ribbon Cutting Ceremony Turns 31
“SO MUCH HAS changed; I hit puberty, went to college, got married, had my own kids. Wow, I was so ... -
HSE Urge Children To Grow Out Of Mental Health Issues And Get On With It ...
“IT’S far from a functioning mental health service you were reared,” was the line a HSE spokesperson told parents of ... -
HSE’s €21bn Budget On Track To Be Spent Solely On Compensation For Fuck Ups
THE HSE is set to miss yet another target with the hammer blow news that its €21bn annual budget will ...
