How To Create Your Own Irish Health Service Headline

HAVE you grown tired of waiting for the evening’s news round up to find out what unfathomable dysfunction is eating away at the Irish health service like a parasite?

Would you like to take a stab at coming up with your own HSE headline which is depressingly predictable and hugely damaging to patients? Now you can with WWN Health. Simply combine one option from each section to form your own unique health scandal that is almost certainly occurring now this very second.

“A + ‘HSE’ + B led to C”

A)
Criminal
Corrupt
Malignant
Braindead
Diabolical
Shameful
Unconscionable
Poxy
Chronic
Weapons Grade
Contemptible

+

HSE

+

B)
Wastage
Arseholery
Corruption
Under Resourcing
Neglect
Corner Cutting
Inertia
Blame-Shifting
Arse-Covering

‘Led To…’

C)
A 10 Year Waiting List

A Pay Increase For Senior Managers

Avoidable Deaths

A Clap For Nurses As A Distraction

Nuns Running A Maternity Hospital

An Outbreak Of Testicle Eviscerating Maggots

Yet Another Empty Apology

Gardaí Not Bothering To Investigate

Weapons Grade Buffoonery

Politicians Promising An Inquiry Into A Review Of Inquiry Of Claims

Untold Mental Anguish & Pain For The Most Vulnerable Patients

Some Serious Efforts To Cover It All Up

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