HAVE you grown tired of waiting for the evening’s news round up to find out what unfathomable dysfunction is eating away at the Irish health service like a parasite?
Would you like to take a stab at coming up with your own HSE headline which is depressingly predictable and hugely damaging to patients? Now you can with WWN Health. Simply combine one option from each section to form your own unique health scandal that is almost certainly occurring now this very second.
“A + ‘HSE’ + B led to C”
A 10 Year Waiting List
A Pay Increase For Senior Managers
A Clap For Nurses As A Distraction
Nuns Running A Maternity Hospital
An Outbreak Of Testicle Eviscerating Maggots
Yet Another Empty Apology
Gardaí Not Bothering To Investigate
Weapons Grade Buffoonery
Politicians Promising An Inquiry Into A Review Of Inquiry Of Claims
Untold Mental Anguish & Pain For The Most Vulnerable Patients
Some Serious Efforts To Cover It All Up
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