Tag: ireland

Tipping ‘Very American’ States Cheap Bastard

ALTHOUGH the government has announced incoming legislation to protect the tips and gratuities that many service industry workers rely on, one Waterford man has suggested a much cleaner solution; just don’t tip at all. Dad-of-4 Luke Coughlainn has prided himself on never tipping for service in any bar or restaurant in his life, which cuts… Read more »

Protest Consists Of Same Bunch Of Head The Balls Again

AN anti-vax, anti-mask, anti-lockdown, anti-abortion, anti-lefty bullshit protest group has gathered in Dublin today, around about the same time they normally do, shouting the same stuff, attracting roughly the same number of like-minded loopers as per usual. Eleven or so people, up from yesterday’s 8 or 9, formed a circle across from the Dáil and… Read more »

Everything Farmers Need To Know About The Carbon Budget

REPEATING a pattern started by Enda Kenny when he returned from France after signing Ireland up to the Paris Climate Agreement to tell farmers ‘ah don’t worry we won’t actually do any of that shite’, the government has reminded farmers they’re too powerful and loud a voice in Irish politics for them to actually be… Read more »

Other Experiences That Would Be Improved By Having To Buy Tickets In Advance

WHILE some are apoplectic over the fact the government still has no legally binding regulations in place for the reopening of the entertainment and hospitality sectors they claim they were preparing for in advance, others think this constantly-evolving ‘tickets for nightclubs’ idea has some legs and could be applied to other areas of Irish life… Read more »

Ticketing System Introduced For Nightclubs To Be Extended To Baggot Street Basement Orgies

WHILE ADMITTING it appears from the outside to be a complete shambles of a system that will have no material effect on Covid prevention, the government confirmed its ticketing system for nightclubs will be extended to Baggot Street basement orgies. “Remember that story? Gas wasn’t it. People emerging from a basement on Baggot Street in… Read more »

Dad Proudly Finishes Job That Didn’t Need Doing

WATERFORD dad-of-three Mark Sewell has re-joined his family indoors for the first time in over 6 weeks, having taken himself to the garden in early July to ‘do a few bits’, WWN can report. “Good to have that done” said Sewell, sitting with his family for a rare lunch together. “Took a bit longer than… Read more »