HOMELESS? In the market for a city-centre location that would be the envy of any apartment-seeker if it had walls, a door, warmth, comfort or security? Well, WWN Property may have just the pad for you. Located just off the city’s bustling St. Stephen’s Green area, this stunning one-bedroom doorway would suit any single homeless… Read more »
STUCK for a Halloween costume this year? One enterprising Waterford party company may have the answer for you, with a number of politically themed (but still sexy!) Halloween outfits ranging from Sexy No-Deal Brexit to Sexy Saudi Drone Strike to choose from. Guaranteed to put a smile on the faces of your party guests while… Read more »
THE FINE GAEL led minority government has fiercely denied claims that they have been hurriedly collecting the tears of poor people/low income workers resulting from their unveiling of Budget 2020 with the intention of using them for lubrication as part of the traditional and well earned post-budget orgy. “Shit, we’ve been rumbled,” screamed now panicked… Read more »
FERMATTEN Celts Under-21 corner forward Michael Sheeling has been advised to ‘start making them scoring opportunities count’ if he expects to reach the level of adoration required to make serious allegations about him go away, WWN can report. Sheeling, 20, had hoped that his standing as a GAA player would enable him to avail of… Read more »
WWN BRINGS YOU everything you need to know about Budget 2020 as the nation stares down the prospect of damage from a likely no deal hard Brexit, and the now yearly reminder of how utterly broke the country still is 11 years on from the financial crash. If this is your first time paying close… Read more »
ALTHOUGH the vast majority of the Halloween-enjoying population has yet to pick out their fancy dress costume for this year’s festivities, Waterford native Sheila Keeling has had hers picked out since May – and if she’s really being honest, she’s had it in mind since September of last year. Keeling, who describes Halloween as being… Read more »
FOLLOWING the recent decision by Today FM to revoke its invitation to a journalist from The Currency news site to appear on The Last Word, allegedly at the behest of Denis O’Brien, thousands of people have been scrambling to follow suit and find ways to get themselves banned from O’Brien owned media outlets. As it… Read more »
INITIALLY dismissing the idea of reintroducing wolves to Ireland as ludicrous proposal from Green Party hippies, the Irish government is slowly coming round to the idea after an emergency cabinet meeting. “What do we know about wolves guys?” the Taoiseach said as he began a Power Point presentation in front of his ministers. “They have… Read more »
FOLLOWING THE unveiling of Boris Johnson’s Brexit proposals that could serve as an alternative to the backstop, the Irish government has been left in the tough position of choosing between stating once more that the backstop is the only available option on the table that safeguards the Good Friday Agreement or embracing the steaming pile… Read more »
THE staff at Center Parcs in Longford were put on high alert this week following the arrival of their first-ever paying customer, after months of catering solely to social media influencers and bloggers. Since it opened this summer, the adventure centre holiday park has received nothing but praise and good reviews from people who have… Read more »