THE IRISH nation has collectively gathered its thoughts in rare hive-minded action to conclude that everyone could get really used to this free money thing, with the concept of ever working again now 6 billion miles away, or that equivalent figure in euros. Lazing out back in the warm spring air in its most comfortable… Read more »
IGNORING a national yearning for political change as evidenced by the recent general election results, one dislikeable Irish political party has stuck to its guns by electing their most dislikeable leader yet; water metre touting, egotistical roaring sociopath Alan Kelly, WWN can unfortunately confirm. Speaking to WWN from his Tipperary home surrounded by homemade paper… Read more »
MUCH NEEDED clarification on whether or not gangland hits qualify for ‘essential service’ status has come in the form of the shooting dead of a man in Belfast, believed to be connected to a Dublin drug gang. “There’s been some confusion but lookit, life, or the taking of life has to go on. We can’t… Read more »
THE FAMILY of a normally staunch anti-Fine Gael man have spoken out after he tested positive for a number of pro-Varakar thoughts in recent days, warning others to keep an eye out for similar symptoms. “It started out with the odd positive comment or two, before he broke out into nonstop feverish praise, but the… Read more »
THE head of the company tasked with building the National Children’s Hospital has been revealed to be none other than nefarious weasel villain Scurbious McGillicuddy, who was last seen heading out of town on the front of a train that had just hit him, WWN can confirm. McGillicuddy, along with his rogue band of cartoon… Read more »
THE Coronavirus lockdown has affected everyone differently; some people have taken to isolation while others have struggled with it to the point of madness. And some people, mostly men, have taken to baking bread in a bid to ward off the boredom and lack of sport. Although it may seem bizarre to the partners of… Read more »
AS WE COLLECTIVELY persevere through these challenging times together as a nation, each day brings with it heartwarming stories that restores people faith in humanity as empathy and solidarity triumphs. Playful generosity, solemn sacrifice, reaching out to those in need and simply making do; WWN has collected together those stories that have moved so many… Read more »
GRIZZLED art veteran Don Conroy thought he was out. He thought his days of drawing were over. He thought he was at peace. Don Conroy thought wrong. Conroy was splitting logs outside his home in the mountains yesterday when a number of unmarked black vehicles pulled up, with an urgent message from the highest levels… Read more »
CONCERNED about Coronavirus? Maybe you shouldn’t be; new research by a Waterford man suggests that the majority of the country may have ‘already had’ the dreaded virus, and as such they’re now 100% fine and worried about nothing. Garreth Hanlon, who has confirmed that he survived a ‘bad dose’ of the Coronavirus back in November… Read more »
“NOT long now ’til the real deal,” giggled Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin, during his early morning sneak into the Dáil chamber where he has been pretending to be the leader of the country since the Coronavirus crisis shut down normal government proceedings. With acting Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and his frontline team kept on their… Read more »