A SECRET group of transport curious Irish citizens is determined to get to the bottom of why the Irish government refuses to trust the population with bendy buses, which are a mainstay of every city on mainland Europe. “We urge the EU to come out with it and tell us what’s so great about bendy… Read more »
THE truth about how close the Irish health system came to total collapse has been revealed in a stunning new book titled ‘The Almost-Shat Togs’, which gives a behind the scenes look at the weeks following the initial 2020 lockdown and how we were ‘one hospital porter with a hangover’ from total chaos, as is… Read more »
THE news that the government has granted emergency powers to local councils to house Ukrainian refugees has finally tipped Waterford man Keith Clancy over the edge, reducing him to a babbling mess incapable of forming a coherent sentence. “But… what… bout… Irish… our own… people… houses,” muttered Clancy, while drool pooled on his shoulder as… Read more »
WITH J1 summer season nearly upon students, WWN has produced this essential guide on ensuring you never forget your magical experience by getting deported. Here’s how you do it: 1) Mistakenly talk to a US police officer the way you would a guard. “Howiya horse?” will certainly be taken not as a genial greeting but… Read more »
BEING trapped in the rental market (or worse: still living at home) can be tough, but at least you’re in the same boat as a lot of your friends, right? That’s until one of the sneaky gits actually manages to buy a house! What do you do now? 1) Congratulate them through gritted teeth It’s… Read more »
IT’S been a rocky road to get here, but the government are pleased to announce that the next phase in the development of the National Maternity Hospital can finally begin, the path ahead clear, all hiccups and hold-ups behind us. “Plain sailing, baby,” announced Tánaiste Leo Varadkar in a video posted on his Twitter last… Read more »
TO CELEBRATE the Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and Green party coalition government securing* the land for the National Maternity Hospital site at St Vincent’s Hospital, WWN has been treated to an exclusive look at the interiors of the proposed design for the State owned** hospital which comes with no catches***. The state of the art… Read more »
A MAJOR undertaking on a scale never before witnessed throughout the course of human history is currently unfolding at 44 Glenmare Court, Waterford. Burning as many as 11 calories during his half-arsed minutes-long attempts at cleaning the house Alan Kearnans is that rare beast; a man with a slavish devotion to keeping a tidy house…. Read more »
THE COMBINATION of inflation, wage stagnation and every conceivable business and service raising their prices has had a devastating effect on the wallets of those Irish people who were already struggling to keep afloat. However, there is light at the end of the tunnel as outlined by WWN’s money man and consumer expert Freddy Knobs,… Read more »
THINK you have problems? Count yourself lucky that you aren’t 43-year-old Waterford man Phil MacLoone, who earlier today received a chilling text from one of his pals hinting at a possible piss-up in the pair’s near future. “Once you pass 40, you’d rather get a letter from Revenue saying there’s some irregularities with your accounts… Read more »