ALTHOUGH the government has announced incoming legislation to protect the tips and gratuities that many service industry workers rely on, one Waterford man has suggested a much cleaner solution; just don’t tip at all. Dad-of-4 Luke Coughlainn has prided himself on never tipping for service in any bar or restaurant in his life, which cuts… Read more »
AN anti-vax, anti-mask, anti-lockdown, anti-abortion, anti-lefty bullshit protest group has gathered in Dublin today, around about the same time they normally do, shouting the same stuff, attracting roughly the same number of like-minded loopers as per usual. Eleven or so people, up from yesterday’s 8 or 9, formed a circle across from the Dáil and… Read more »
A DUBLIN couple could be earning up to 1,600 euro per month by renting out their son’s room, if only their son could afford 1,600 euro per month to rent a room elsewhere, WWN has learned. “It’s the bitterest of pills to swallow” sobbed Margaret Fallaghan, imagining how easy her life would be if she… Read more »
REPEATING a pattern started by Enda Kenny when he returned from France after signing Ireland up to the Paris Climate Agreement to tell farmers ‘ah don’t worry we won’t actually do any of that shite’, the government has reminded farmers they’re too powerful and loud a voice in Irish politics for them to actually be… Read more »
WHILE some are apoplectic over the fact the government still has no legally binding regulations in place for the reopening of the entertainment and hospitality sectors they claim they were preparing for in advance, others think this constantly-evolving ‘tickets for nightclubs’ idea has some legs and could be applied to other areas of Irish life… Read more »
LOCAL man Ciaran Caffley is cursing himself for completely wasting his bank holiday weekend during which he covered a total distance of 31 metres over the 72 hour period, rarely exerting himself except for the occasional trip to the toilet post take away consumption. “I laughed at the sunlight outside, I taunted it, mocked it… Read more »
WHILE ADMITTING it appears from the outside to be a complete shambles of a system that will have no material effect on Covid prevention, the government confirmed its ticketing system for nightclubs will be extended to Baggot Street basement orgies. “Remember that story? Gas wasn’t it. People emerging from a basement on Baggot Street in… Read more »
WATERFORD dad-of-three Mark Sewell has re-joined his family indoors for the first time in over 6 weeks, having taken himself to the garden in early July to ‘do a few bits’, WWN can report. “Good to have that done” said Sewell, sitting with his family for a rare lunch together. “Took a bit longer than… Read more »
THE PRACTICE has long mystified purchasers of deli rolls and little in the way of explanation has been offered, until now. Curious as to why vast quantities of spread masquerading as butter is lumped onto your rolls even when you explicitly stated ‘not too much butter, don’t go mad with it, I said not too… Read more »
TRADITIONALISTS who had feared that today’s youth had forgotten the old customs of Ireland can today breathe a sigh of relief, as a plucky young group of Waterford youths have banded together to honour the 22st of October with a prolonged fireworks celebration. With the majority of people thinking that Halloween is the only fireworks-worthy… Read more »