WATERFORD man Eric Carragher’s current expertise in the fields of virology and immunology was not apparent when he attended St Davros Secondary, according to classmates who remember his as the guy who once stuck a sewing needle through the palm of his hand and out the other side, for a dare. “I took a look… Read more »
A GALWAY nursing home has been hit by a potentially lethal second wave of government inaction as it made desperate and heartbreaking appeals for help as 26 of its 28 residents contracted Covid-19 along with 17 staff members, creating a devastating crisis of care. The unfolding crisis in the nursing home is just the latest… Read more »
A DISTRAUGHT Green Party are today desperately seeking assistance from anyone who can help them track down their fellow party member Roderic O’Gorman, who was spirited away from them in the middle of the night without so much as a goodbye, to go live with a richer progressive political party in America that can take… Read more »
THE ongoing Covid-19 pandemic continues to play out like the jiggling of unblemished skin covering the sumptuous cleavage of a buxom woman as she runs through a meadow, according to Waterford man Cathal McPenning. “With every news broadcast, all I see are 3D CGI reconstructions of the virus, represented as two glycoprotein-covered diddies, before they… Read more »
ABSEILING down abandoned mine shafts, exploring long forgotten caves on uninhabited islands, climbing to previously unreachable mountain tops, politicians of all shapes, sizes and questionable brain power have discovered the once mythical topic of ‘mental health’. Many speaking passionately for the very first time about a subject they have resolutely ignored, politicians are bravely now… Read more »
A HUGE nationwide Garda checkpoint operation, requiring virtually 100% of the police force appears to solely consist of gardaí waving traffic on with a customary nod and a wink, if recent motorist reports are to be believed. Standing, hands on hips and occasionally waving traffic onward with little to no disruption, the massive undertaking by… Read more »
FRESH from the Taoiseach revealing he only learned about the recent, probably fairly inconsequential collapse of the country’s contact tracing system via an Irish Times article, today has brought yet another embarrassing incident for the hapless three-party government. “Eh, sorry lads,” shared a sheepish Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly to firemen arriving at the scene… Read more »
WITH in-person shopping soon to be confined to retail outlets deemed to be ‘essential’, one local woman has made sure to increase her impatience and general rudeness when dealing with stressed out retail staff. Carrying herself with a sense that she is possibly the only one inconvenienced by a global pandemic and second nationwide lockdown… Read more »
BLISSFULLY accustomed to the pickled onion twang and hint of musty cocoa air filtering through his now 6-month-old face mask, Waterford man Daniel Rogers continued about his day without a care in the world, happy in the knowledge he was doing his bit for society, WWN reports. Item one of a ten-pack of masks bought… Read more »
A GROUP of divers in Dingle including concerned locals, nuns and priests have descended the waters to hold a candlelit vigil as local dolphin Fungi’s whereabouts remain a mystery. Handing out water soaked flyers with ‘have you seen this dolphin’ ink already running, submerged divers where asked to keep an eye out and pray for… Read more »