Tag: ireland

3 Ways To Become ‘Known To Gardaí’

THE LIFESPAN of a career criminal is growing ever more brief as the violence that dominates Irish crime means many people’s lives are snuffed out, long before they can make their mark and become properly acquainted with the gardaí. If you were considering pursuing a life in crime, you need not be deterred by the… Read more »

Local Dad Would Love Wrap Of Speed For Father’s Day

WATERFORD dad Martin Drehern has opened up to WWN about his true wish-list for Father’s Day this year, and suffice to say it lies a little to the left of the more traditional socks-and-slippers fair. “I want drugs,” said father-of-three Drehern, with authority. “And I’m not even talking about grown-up, class A drugs that a… Read more »

Average Irish Worker Earns Fuck All

NEW figures released by the CSO have confirmed that Irish workers make an average of absolutely fuck all, with almost 90% of the labour force in the country earning an estimated ‘is that fucking it?’ every month. The data also shows a rise of ‘sweet Jesus where did my wages go?’, as well as a… Read more »

Where Are They Now: John Sample

HE was the stand-up guy that all the parents loved; the straight-shooting young lad beloved by law-abiding bartenders and off-licensers alike… but whatever happened to John Sample, the first Irish teenager to ever receive a Garda Age Card? Born on the 27th January 1989, John Sample made a name for himself as a bastion of… Read more »

WWN’s Weekend Sport Recap

IT WAS an action packed weekend full of sporting intrigue with plenty of errors and mistakes, allowing mere mortals the opportunity to abuse multi-millionaires in order to feel better about themselves which at the end of the day is what sport’s all about. WWN Sport has it all covered below: Ronaldo’s muted celebrations after lifting… Read more »