A TRIO of Waterford boyos currently under quarantine on a coronavirus-stricken cruise ship moored off the coast of Japan have pleaded with authorities to keep them on lockdown for another few weeks, and also ‘keep the bar stocked’. The lads, aged between 22 and 26, are not reported to be among the 540 confirmed coronavirus… Read more »
FEARFUL that we can’t keep up with the demands of this publication’s editor to come up 40 Coronavirus related stories every hour, aimed at causing mass hysteria with each story more poorly research than the last, WWN has exclusively nabbed an interview with Niamh Tully, an Irish woman who orders Chinese take away now and… Read more »
THE HSE has brought in what is being described as ‘a big load of Chinese lads’ to help finish up construction on the beleaguered Children’s Hospital project, following reports of a 1,000-bed facility that was built in just ten days in the Wuhan province in China to cope with the Corona Virus outbreak. The Chinese… Read more »
DON’T believe the hype and media frenzy about Coronavirus? Well time to wise up pal, because according to the tabloids and clickbait ‘news’ sites online, the Coronavirus has already got you and is having the mother of all orgies in your immune system. Need to better educate yourself in paralysing fear, enabled by ludicrously irresponsible… Read more »
WITH the World Health Organisation battling to keep up with the increasing panic surrounding the Coronavirus, troubling reports from around the world suggest that the pathogen has already mutated into an even more deadly strain known as ‘Man-Coronavirus’. The new variant on the virus is said to derive it’s name from the way it only… Read more »
FACED with prospect of limiting the spread of a life-ending virus, Chinese leader Xi Jinping has said Chinese government health officials will stop at nothing in their bid to make sure coronavirus makes its way to Hong Kong before they properly contain it. “One man’s deadly pathogen is another man’s chance to wipe out people… Read more »
JANUARY is drawing to a close, and all your hard work, determination and early-morning effort has paid off; you’ve shed those unwanted pounds, and you’re feeling great! There’s just one problem… none of your clothes fit anymore, and with January’s paycheck earmarked for clearing the Christmas credit card, you’re in quite a pickle! You obviously… Read more »
DESPITE being more likely to be killed by a falling piano while walking down the street, WWN has decided to jump on board with the rest of the global media to bring you this highly clickable pandemic story to scare the absolute shit out of your already hyper-clenched arse. Ignoring the fact that only 9… Read more »
GWYNETH PALTROW, part-time actress and full-time spreader of reckless homeopathic ‘remedies’ which could put people’s health at risk has taken a break from selling candles that smell like her vagina to return to her true passion in life; telling women what they should shove up their own vaginas. Not to be discouraged by the fact… Read more »
USING advanced technology first utilised by the supermarket industry, the Minister for Health Simon Harris has launched new A&E trolley bays with euro coin slots to curb the problem of overcrowding. “We’ve looked at why there’s record numbers of patients on trolleys, and since we already know it’s nothing to do with the government or… Read more »