Tag: health

Man Out Jogging With Friends Never Shuts The Fuck Up

FRIENDS and acquaintances of Dublin man Jeremy Hayes have today staged an intervention for the jogging enthusiast over his continued tirade of absolute shite talk while running, calling on him to just take the time to casually chat now and again and enjoy the moment. Hellbent on proving how fit he is by continually waffling,… Read more »

Calpol Loaded Into Syringes In Bid To Make Up Vaccine Shortfall

WHILE there has been increasingly encouraging news on vaccine supplies in the last week, an impatience among the Irish public has prompted the government to further bolster vaccine supplies with a tried and tested reliable name in the field of Irish medicine solutions. Dubbed an Irish solution to an Irish problem, vaccine administrators up and… Read more »

“Bang And The Virus Is Gone!” – Barry Scott Unveils Cillit Bang Vaccine

CILLIT bang representative Barry Scott has confirmed the company has almost completed developing a Coronavirus vaccine which he claims will eradicate 99.9999999999% of Covid variants, stating “bang and the virus is gone!” Demonstrating the new vaccine at a high-octane press briefing today, the overly enthusiastic Mr. Scott looked almost manic in appearance as he frantically… Read more »