HAVE you received the dreaded email from your boss telling everyone that it’s time to get back to the ‘fun’ of 9-to-5 office life after becoming very accustomed to the relaxed nature of working from home? Were you banking on another Covid variant to buy you until at least 2023 at home? Well you may… Read more »
THE truth about how close the Irish health system came to total collapse has been revealed in a stunning new book titled ‘The Almost-Shat Togs’, which gives a behind the scenes look at the weeks following the initial 2020 lockdown and how we were ‘one hospital porter with a hangover’ from total chaos, as is… Read more »
IT’S been a rocky road to get here, but the government are pleased to announce that the next phase in the development of the National Maternity Hospital can finally begin, the path ahead clear, all hiccups and hold-ups behind us. “Plain sailing, baby,” announced Tánaiste Leo Varadkar in a video posted on his Twitter last… Read more »
TO CELEBRATE the Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and Green party coalition government securing* the land for the National Maternity Hospital site at St Vincent’s Hospital, WWN has been treated to an exclusive look at the interiors of the proposed design for the State owned** hospital which comes with no catches***. The state of the art… Read more »
MINISTER for Health Stephen Donnelly has expressed exasperation at the public’s continued questions about the church’s involvement with the new maternity hospital, and insists that he has assurances from high-ranking nuns that the hospital will offer a full range of services to ‘even the dirtiest of trollops’. “OK, we’ll admit that wasn’t his best interview… Read more »
THE HSE were quick to put on record their immense debt of gratitude for its nurses on International Nurses Day, WWN can reveal. “On this International Nurses Day it would be wrong of us not to point out Skyscanner probably has decent prices for flights to the UK, Australia and beyond if you don’t want… Read more »
AWARE of the public’s complete apathy when it comes to protesting, the coalition government is set to plow on with a deal which will see the running of the €1bn National Maternity Hospital subject to the whims of the Catholic Church. “Do as many incredulous social media posts you like, as long as you’re not… Read more »
CONTROVERSY over building the new national maternity hospital on the grounds of St Vincents, which is owned by the Sisters of Charity, rumbles on with questions remaining over governance and the possible influence a religious institution will have over maternity care. In an effort to clear everything up and put the public at ease a… Read more »
WITH rumours continuing to circulate in regards to his possible ill health, war crime aficionado Vladimir Putin has been urged to take medical advice from Ireland’s only holders of a PHD in good vibes, the Happy Pear. Having hit the headlines for a podcast which detailed sure fire cancer prevention tips like eating mushrooms, the… Read more »
THE FUNERAL of Carmel Hanratty took place today as the HSE mourned the passing of one of its most dedicated and admittedly overworked employees who they lost to exhaustion, WWN can report. Hanratty had been chief compensation check writer for the Irish health service for the last 15 hours but the constant stream of cases… Read more »