IT’S been a rocky road to get here, but the government are pleased to announce that the next phase in the development of the National Maternity Hospital can finally begin, the path ahead clear, all hiccups and hold-ups behind us. “Plain sailing, baby,” announced Tánaiste Leo Varadkar in a video posted on his Twitter last… Read more »
WITH NATO membership feeling like a formality, Sweden are already reaping the benefits of joining the organisation as home furnishing heroes IKEA have bagged a lucrative defence contract, WWN can reveal. “Teething issues are to be expected we’ve never done flat pack surface to air missiles or an iron dome before,” confirmed head of design… Read more »
TO CELEBRATE the Fine Gael, Fianna Fáil and Green party coalition government securing* the land for the National Maternity Hospital site at St Vincent’s Hospital, WWN has been treated to an exclusive look at the interiors of the proposed design for the State owned** hospital which comes with no catches***. The state of the art… Read more »
THE EU have agreed in principle to a winner-takes-all solution proposed by the UK, whereby a best-of-nine ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ tournament may be held to decide a solution to the issue of Boris Johnson not liking the Northern Ireland protocol he wrote, proposed and agreed to. The people of Northern Ireland are said to be… Read more »
A LAST MINUTE potential stumbling block to US states overturning Roe V Wade on foot of a leaked Supreme Court opinion has been identified by a large number of US Republicans, WWN understands. “Before we take steps to outlaw abortion, criminalise the taking of the morning after pill, any of that great stuff, we’re just… Read more »
FEARS are in no way growing for the fate of US military aid to Israel in the wake of its forces killing Al Jazeera journalist Shireen Abu Aqla, WWN understands. With calls for a formal investigation, a push for UN inquiry and serious condemnation from western leaders, experts expect that all to be ignored and… Read more »
THE government has spun it’s ‘big wheel o’ apologies’ and landed on ‘illegal birth registrations’, the fancy new term that it has coined for the practice of the Catholic Church selling babies to wealthy families and doctoring the paperwork to make everything seem legit and the State turning an ignorant eye. As such, the Minister… Read more »
AWARE of the public’s complete apathy when it comes to protesting, the coalition government is set to plow on with a deal which will see the running of the €1bn National Maternity Hospital subject to the whims of the Catholic Church. “Do as many incredulous social media posts you like, as long as you’re not… Read more »
A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD Belfast youth has made sure to stretch his throwing arm before leaving his house today, as he is unsure about whether or not the results of the recent assembly elections warrants a ‘disturbance breaking out’ in town. Séan Donnelly, from a traditionally Republican family from a traditionally Republican part of the city, admits… Read more »
THERE IS growing evidence that America is mobilising military forces off its own coasts in a bid to rescue its citizens from America. The news comes as the Supreme Court, once viewed an independent institution free from political interference, issued a leaked opinion which would see abortion outlawed overnight, undoing 50 years of progress and… Read more »