THE LARGEST public information campaign of its kind ever undertaken in America enters its final weeks with US citizens being reminded again and again that an anti-Trump vaccine can be administered to all on November 3rd of this year, curing all manner of vile and malignant pathogens that have spread across society in recent years…. Read more »
A GALWAY nursing home has been hit by a potentially lethal second wave of government inaction as it made desperate and heartbreaking appeals for help as 26 of its 28 residents contracted Covid-19 along with 17 staff members, creating a devastating crisis of care. The unfolding crisis in the nursing home is just the latest… Read more »
ABSEILING down abandoned mine shafts, exploring long forgotten caves on uninhabited islands, climbing to previously unreachable mountain tops, politicians of all shapes, sizes and questionable brain power have discovered the once mythical topic of ‘mental health’. Many speaking passionately for the very first time about a subject they have resolutely ignored, politicians are bravely now… Read more »
PRESIDENT Donald Trump has reacted with horror to the news that a judge has ordered that interview transcripts from friend-to-the-billionaires Ghislaine Maxwell be made public, as he had been certain that it was no longer something that he had to worry about. Maxwell, ex-girlfriend of disgraced sex-offender and Trump buddy Jeffrey Epstein, had been expected… Read more »
“NO-ONE could have foreseen that the HSE would need increased resources and supports in areas such as contact tracing coming into winter,” confirmed the government as it announced plans to hand over the responsibility for contact tracing to local Facebook groups throughout the villages and towns of Ireland. A hotbed of local intrigue and rumour,… Read more »
WITH NEWS that US presidential debate organisers plan on muting candidates’ microphones whenever there’s an interruption, it has now been confirmed that the final debate will as a result take place entirely through the art form of mime. “We could sit here and pretend like Agent Orange isn’t going to just interrupt for 90 minutes… Read more »
THE IRISH government is set to place the country into Level 5 for six weeks, as a result of finally getting around to reading a text message NPHET sent two weeks ago, in which it urged such immediate action in a bid to reverse the worrying increase in Covid-19 cases. “Only seeing this now,” Micheál… Read more »
NOW that it’s a high profile event occurring almost every few days and covered extensively by the media, more and more celebrities are trying to turn out for in their droves to be pictured on the red carpet at the government’s latest glitzy fresh restrictions announcement. The great and the good, the bold and the… Read more »
WITH campaigners calling on the government to not lock away records into Mother and Baby Homes, WWN goes subterranean to the 7km deep vault where the controversial documents will be kept sealed for the next 30 years after posing as elderly nuns who just wanted to burn some documents that were of ‘no importance’. Excavated… Read more »
THE decision by Twitter to delete thousands of fake accounts purporting to be black Trump supporters has not deterred the current US president from insisting that he has a huge following among the black community; even if the numbers point to five, maybe ten people tops. “It’s getting a little ‘Where’s Wally’ out there” said… Read more »