THERE have been 45 presidents in the history of the United States, and it’d take a serious scholar of history to be able to name them all! How well would you do if you were put to the test? Let’s find out! Here’s an easy one to start with: That’s right, it’s George W. Bush,… Read more »
FROM the bowels of the Pentagon to the hallways of the White House, it’s all anyone can talk about. And who can blame them? With Trump pulling support for Kurdish rebels and paving the way for the slaughter of the very people who fought to defeat ISIS, it’s never been more fun for politicians and… Read more »
THE FINE GAEL led minority government has fiercely denied claims that they have been hurriedly collecting the tears of poor people/low income workers resulting from their unveiling of Budget 2020 with the intention of using them for lubrication as part of the traditional and well earned post-budget orgy. “Shit, we’ve been rumbled,” screamed now panicked… Read more »
FRESH from Brexit officially been upgraded from a ‘shit show’ to ‘a festival of faeces that never ends’, Britain’s planning has officially entered the ‘Germans are Nazis’ phase of successfully safeguarding Britain from the harmful consequences of a potentially devastating no deal Brexit. “Germans are Nazis innit,” explained head of PM Boris Johnson’s Lazy Xenophobia… Read more »
AT LONG last Donald Trump is finally acting in a presidential manner befitting the office he holds as he follows his predecessors by partaking in the time honoured tradition of betraying vulnerable allies in the Middle East, leaving them to die and creating yet another vacuum in the volatile region. Trump’s decision to abandon Kurdish… Read more »
WWN BRINGS YOU everything you need to know about Budget 2020 as the nation stares down the prospect of damage from a likely no deal hard Brexit, and the now yearly reminder of how utterly broke the country still is 11 years on from the financial crash. If this is your first time paying close… Read more »
AS more and more details emerge surrounding Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s affair with business woman Jennifer Arcuri, the public have issued a plea to have less and less details emerge surrounding Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s alleged affair with businesswoman Jennifer Arcuri. Stating emphatically that a politician having sexual relations with someone who they were subsequently giving… Read more »
RECORD numbers of the public are vocally supporting the call for drastic climate action that would preserve the health of the planet as long as the necessary action in no way requires them to alter any part of their daily lives and habits. As Extinction Rebellion activists stage a week of protests and disruption around… Read more »
INITIALLY dismissing the idea of reintroducing wolves to Ireland as ludicrous proposal from Green Party hippies, the Irish government is slowly coming round to the idea after an emergency cabinet meeting. “What do we know about wolves guys?” the Taoiseach said as he began a Power Point presentation in front of his ministers. “They have… Read more »
FOLLOWING THE unveiling of Boris Johnson’s Brexit proposals that could serve as an alternative to the backstop, the Irish government has been left in the tough position of choosing between stating once more that the backstop is the only available option on the table that safeguards the Good Friday Agreement or embracing the steaming pile… Read more »