THE GOVERNMENT has confirmed that its housing strategy for the coming decade ‘Housing For All’ has been delayed and will not be published next week as planned due to investment funds still working on the document’s final wording and loopholes. “We’re as eager and impatient to find out what we have planned as well, but… Read more »
FOLLOWING on from news stories including how their PM Boris Johnson was perfectly okay with the elderly dying, ‘Freedom Day’ lifting of restrictions seemingly designed to kill off the vulnerable, and tests and food running out, the English people are finally getting to sample what it was like to be a targeted Catholic in Northern… Read more »
“WELL, this is certainly news to us!” uttered a shocked global community today, after former Downing Street aide Dominic Cummings admitted in a BBC interview that Brexit could be considered ‘a mistake’, WWN can report. Cummings, himself considered to be one of the key architects of the UK’s plan to leave the EU, appeared during… Read more »
WITH a ceremonial blast from two jewel-encrusted airhorns, the Queen has formally kicked off Freedom Day with a powerful speech imploring the nation to ‘have a mad one’. “Come on you slags, let one be having you” read the Queen, as all existing Covid regulations in England were officially lifted, giving the greenlight for as… Read more »
STRUGGLING to account for how they could claim expenses for events attended in Ireland when in reality at the exact same time they were out of the country on engagements they also claimed for, several local councillors simply said, “fuck off and mind your own business”. “Balls, I didn’t think any journalist would be arsed… Read more »
RENEWED pressure has been put on social media companies, including Twitter and Instagram, to solve England’s centuries long racism problem in the wake of abuse directed at English footballers on the platforms. “No more anonymity, you should only be able to have a social media account if it’s linked to your passport or something, that… Read more »
SOMETIMES it is hard to know if one scenario, situation or historical event is comparable to something else as Tipp TD Mattie McGrath found out yesterday when the Auschwitz Museum criticised his comments comparing contentious guidelines around eating indoors and Covid Certs to the onset of Nazism in Germany which resulted in the Holocaust. Fully… Read more »
STUMBLING back with an outstretched hand seeking to grab hold of something to retain its balance, the US government reportedly needed to lie down in bed for 30 minutes to recover from the shock allegation that it has ever tried to interfere in Cuban affairs. The accusation was thrown in the direction of the Biden… Read more »
THE Irish government’s latest attempt to get a deeply flawed Covid Cert system for indoor dining not working by next week at the earliest has been met with a mixed reaction. Fully welcomed by those with vested interests because fuck it they will finally be open, here are the new indoor dining rules in full:… Read more »
THE IRISH Government is expected to sign off plans which could see indoor hospitality reopened to fully vaccinated people as part of the delusionary belief that pubs and restaurants will enforce the use of the EU Digital Green Certificate, WWN has learned. Unaware of its own ridiculousness, the government will seek to pass the legislation… Read more »