IN THE WAKE of a targeted disinformation campaign carried out by Irish conservative groups aimed scaremongering and damaging confidence in the overhaul and modernising of Ireland’s sex education curriculum, the Department of Education has published the exact details of just what your children will be taught in school. The National Council for Curriculum and Assessment… Read more »
REPUBLICANS have resorted to their last hope in spinelessly defending President Donald Trump against the consequences of his actions; stating he is so mentally deranged it would be unfair to force him through the impeachment process. “Look at him, it’s cruel to impose that on such a delicate mind,” offered Republican Devin Nunes to media… Read more »
THE Conservative Party have maintained a healthy lead in the polls ahead of tomorrow’s general election, despite a misfiring PR stunt that saw British PM Boris Johnson slam into a children’s hospital with a specially decorated JCB digger. The stunt was supposed to be a reprisal of yesterday’s ‘Get Brexit Done’ exhibition piece, but with… Read more »
AFTER learning of Sinn Féin’s plans to pass rent freeze legislation in the Dáil, one local man marveled at his own ability to warmly welcome a number of Sinn Féin’s policies while also finding himself unable to stand the sight of the party. “I’m in a real pickle here,” shared Waterford man Sean Madgeon (34),… Read more »
THE IRISH public has taken to a nearby seat to steady itself and recover from the terrifying if ridiculous flight of fancy that is the notion of ‘what if the FAI isn’t the only organisation in the country run into the ground by selfish cute hoors’. “Oh God, don’t scare me like that. You had… Read more »
WITH THE GENERAL election in Britain just days away, those outside the environs of the British Isles have tried to stifle their incredulous laughter as the openly sado masochistic British electorate look set to rubber stamp a Boris Johnson led Tory majority, if the latest polls are to be believed. Despite their own political problems… Read more »
Recently departing his role as CEO at the FAI John Delaney leaves behind a legacy of the FAI racking up a whopping €55 million of debt during his tenure. Delaney’s reign may well be remembered fondly only by his bank account now that the full extent of the mismanagement the FAI was subjected to has… Read more »
SHOWCASING his deft interpersonal skills which sees him easily break through barriers and cross all divides based around political, religious, cultural and social backgrounds, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has become the man to solve the intractable issues surrounding Ireland’s beef disputes. Beef farmers unhappy with the money they receive from big corporations and the seeming indifference… Read more »
SECURING support from the influential BATFLB could be the vital push needed for Tory leader and PM Boris Johnson to gain a much desired majority in the upcoming election. Coming out in support of someone they referred to as ‘one of our own’ the British Association Of Two-Faced Lying Bastards’ endorsement of Johnson could sway… Read more »
TRYING to cloak his obvious embarrassment under a veil of bravado US President Donald Trump attempted to play off his attending a NATO meeting in London with a US military nuclear warhead. “I thought… I mean, wasn’t I supposed to bring it? For, I dunno, a check up?” Trump said, before realising how stupid he… Read more »