CITING research which suggests there will be record levels of hot air generated at the COP26 climate conference in Glasgow among world leaders, lobbyists and businesses, energy experts are making plans to use the hot air to solve fuel poverty. “Guff, bluster and bullshit are set to exceed the expected emissions by a significant amount… Read more »
AN anti-vax, anti-mask, anti-lockdown, anti-abortion, anti-lefty bullshit protest group has gathered in Dublin today, around about the same time they normally do, shouting the same stuff, attracting roughly the same number of like-minded loopers as per usual. Eleven or so people, up from yesterday’s 8 or 9, formed a circle across from the Dáil and… Read more »
A DUBLIN couple could be earning up to 1,600 euro per month by renting out their son’s room, if only their son could afford 1,600 euro per month to rent a room elsewhere, WWN has learned. “It’s the bitterest of pills to swallow” sobbed Margaret Fallaghan, imagining how easy her life would be if she… Read more »
DENIS Villeneuve has announced that a sequel to his sci-fi epic Dune has been officially greenlit, which has assured Waterford man Alan Henning that he should keep schtum about how he felt the first movie was overlong, boring and at times laughably up it’s own hole. “The critics are calling Dune the best sci-fi movie… Read more »
A CONCERNING report issued by the International Alliance of Beleaguered Girlfriends has confirmed that all measures must be taken and no option too drastic to rule out when it comes to preventing your boyfriend from shaving off his beard. “I thought ‘lol’, wouldn’t it be fun for him to be clean shaven, see what he… Read more »
REPEATING a pattern started by Enda Kenny when he returned from France after signing Ireland up to the Paris Climate Agreement to tell farmers ‘ah don’t worry we won’t actually do any of that shite’, the government has reminded farmers they’re too powerful and loud a voice in Irish politics for them to actually be… Read more »
ISRAEL is to divert some of the funding it receives from the United States away from its weaponry division and into its PR division, in a bid to ‘take the bad look’ away from what is doing to the Palestinian people. Although Israel had previously held a strong ‘don’t give a bollocks’ stance on international… Read more »
WHILE some are apoplectic over the fact the government still has no legally binding regulations in place for the reopening of the entertainment and hospitality sectors they claim they were preparing for in advance, others think this constantly-evolving ‘tickets for nightclubs’ idea has some legs and could be applied to other areas of Irish life… Read more »
AN ENGLISH woman who lobbied Scottish ministers to exempt her land from carbon cutting initiatives will not be attending the COP26 climate conference in Glasgow on the advice of her doctors, WWN has learned. However, activists have said one less hypocrite in attendance at the conference is a bonus. “It would’ve been a brazen fuck… Read more »
THE South American nation of Columbia is back in the news this week following the arrest of one of the world’s biggest drug lords, but ministers from the region have been quick to stress that there’s more to Colombia than nose candy. “You think we’re all just down here off our nuts on coke, well… Read more »