WATERFORD man Eric Carragher’s current expertise in the fields of virology and immunology was not apparent when he attended St Davros Secondary, according to classmates who remember his as the guy who once stuck a sewing needle through the palm of his hand and out the other side, for a dare. “I took a look… Read more »
THE LARGEST public information campaign of its kind ever undertaken in America enters its final weeks with US citizens being reminded again and again that an anti-Trump vaccine can be administered to all on November 3rd of this year, curing all manner of vile and malignant pathogens that have spread across society in recent years…. Read more »
A GALWAY nursing home has been hit by a potentially lethal second wave of government inaction as it made desperate and heartbreaking appeals for help as 26 of its 28 residents contracted Covid-19 along with 17 staff members, creating a devastating crisis of care. The unfolding crisis in the nursing home is just the latest… Read more »
MADE from a secret recipe that Arthur Guinness demanded he be buried with, Guinness 0.0 promises drinkers the same Guinness taste that everyone loves and agrees is the best part of Guinness, but without any of that cumbersome drunkenness that has had people on the fence about the stout from day one. So how is… Read more »
WWN would strongly advise against inconveniencing your local TD who voted in favour of sealing away the records of Mother and Baby homes. As you will be aware, politicians don’t answer to the likes of you, now scuttle off and stop annoying them. It would be the height of rudeness if saw the email address… Read more »
A DISTRAUGHT Green Party are today desperately seeking assistance from anyone who can help them track down their fellow party member Roderic O’Gorman, who was spirited away from them in the middle of the night without so much as a goodbye, to go live with a richer progressive political party in America that can take… Read more »
THE ongoing Covid-19 pandemic continues to play out like the jiggling of unblemished skin covering the sumptuous cleavage of a buxom woman as she runs through a meadow, according to Waterford man Cathal McPenning. “With every news broadcast, all I see are 3D CGI reconstructions of the virus, represented as two glycoprotein-covered diddies, before they… Read more »
ABSEILING down abandoned mine shafts, exploring long forgotten caves on uninhabited islands, climbing to previously unreachable mountain tops, politicians of all shapes, sizes and questionable brain power have discovered the once mythical topic of ‘mental health’. Many speaking passionately for the very first time about a subject they have resolutely ignored, politicians are bravely now… Read more »
A HUGE nationwide Garda checkpoint operation, requiring virtually 100% of the police force appears to solely consist of gardaí waving traffic on with a customary nod and a wink, if recent motorist reports are to be believed. Standing, hands on hips and occasionally waving traffic onward with little to no disruption, the massive undertaking by… Read more »
AN UNEDITED transcript of Pope Francis’ controversial speech advocating same-sex families has been revealed, showing that the Pontiff may have swung his decision based on a four-day Queer Eye binge-a-thon as well as a heartbreaking viewing of ‘Call Me By Your Name’, WWN can report. The Pope caused ripples throughout the Catholic Church with his… Read more »