IT HAS only recently occurred to local foodie Jamie O’Higlan that his go to Chinese eatery is in fact named after once of the great monsters in history, something which may impact his future enjoyed of said eatery. “I dunno it just never… clicked,” said O’Higlan who has spent several thousand euro at the establishment… Read more »
AN EXTENSIVE analysis carried out by the Institute for Studies of local woman Grainne Cunningham’s social media activity appears to confirm that the entirety of her online friendships consist of dispatching the fire emoji beneath photos. “Whether it’s a confessional status update, a picture of a night out, self-deprecating ‘what am I like’ posting or… Read more »
DEPARTING from their usual offerings of baked goods, porridge and other products Oldums food scientists revealed their latest creation which is set to revolutionise the family raring business, WWN can report. Leaning heavily on the proprietary technology used to create their range of self raising flours, Odlums have developed the first self raising children who… Read more »
HOPING to catch the attention of any passing crypto-obsessed investors on a hiding to nothing, the Bank of England has intervened in Liz Truss’ attempt to place the value of sterling at the bottom of the Mariana Trench with a novel idea. “By naming sterling ‘BritCoin’ we might just be able to instil more confidence… Read more »
LOCAL woman Suzanne Jeffries was only too delighted to take her friend and mother of six toddlers, Caroline Murphy, up on the offer of a coffee catch up in a local cafe, WWN understands. “I don’t know what ages they are at this stage, all I know is that Caroline’s husband never takes them off… Read more »
AS THE COLOMBIAN star is confirmed to stand trial in Spain for tax evasion comes the stunning revelation that prosecutors will call Shakira’s hips to take the stand against her. “This is exactly what Shakira’s legal team feared, prosecutors playing on the vulnerability of her hips. The second they take the stand it’s all over,… Read more »
SCIENTISTS are no closer to understanding how there’s always 45 minutes left in whatever movie you’re watching every time you check the progress bar, regardless of how long the movie is overall, or your thoughts on its quality one way or the other. “It doesn’t seem to matter whether or not you’re enjoying the movie,… Read more »
A STORY of viral infamy that catapulted her to the front page of ever online news source and meme accounts. But what happened afterwards? A change of identity was the first port of call for a woman now called Leanne. The cruel mockery the internet is known for didn’t make things easy and soon Leanne… Read more »
THERE is no longer a need for people from Dublin to enquire ‘d’you know what I mean?’ at the end of every sentence, after the nation came together to stress that they heard them the first time. “We know what you mean, you don’t have to ask,” came the impassioned plea from the nation, following… Read more »
WOW. It’s like he’s been waiting here for you your whole life. This beach feels like ‘home’, like you know it isn’t home but in this case your mind knows this is your home, weirdly. Which isn’t good, because that sounds like dream logic. And if your implementing dream logic, Jose here isn’t real, and… Read more »