THE NSA spying on its own citizens in America, Google bowing to the Chinese government’s demands on censoring its citizens’ access to information, and Facebook playing a role in facilitating anti-Muslim propaganda from the Myanmar. It’s no wonder why people are calling on the Irish government to interfere and regulate tech firms. What does the… Read more »
PRESIDENT Donald Trump has responded to the latest allegations of sexual assault by stating in very frank terms that his accuser ‘is not his type’ when it comes to sexual assault, which seems to us to be a pretty watertight defence against claims of impropriety. But if E. Jean Carroll, or indeed any of the… Read more »
THE STRASBOURG court confirmed that Ross Gellar and Rachel Green were not together when Mr. Gellar slept with the ‘photocopy girl from the Xerox place’. The European Court of Human Rights final verdict, made public this afternoon, is not eligible for appeal and sees Mr. Gellar acquitted in relation to his alleged infidelity when “on… Read more »
IT’S all kicking off on Love Island this week, after contestants were informed that they would have to choose one of their fellow contestants to be sacrificed to an ancient lava demon that lives in the realm beneath the very ground they walk on. Danny, Amber, Arabella, Steve, Chip, Winston, Mary, Keith and Dave The… Read more »
THE Government is expected to sign off on legislation today which paves the way for the use of Garda body cameras to help provide officers with their own recordings of situations they encounter on their beat, if they decide to press record. Mirroring better run jurisdictions due to an ongoing lack of imagination, Justice Minister Charlie Flanagan will ask his Cabinet colleagues for… Read more »
THIS PAST weekend saw Tory leadership favourite Boris Johnson being systematically targeted by the gutter press who will stop at nothing in their campaign to just sit back and let him fuck it up all by himself. Before pulling out from the Sky News debate, and long after failing to pull out of any woman… Read more »
ANOTHER WEEKEND, another action-packed 48 hours filled with sporting delight. WWN was there for every kick of a ball, stride of a leg, puff of cheeks, vomit on side of pitch because you decided to go out the night before and really don’t have the lungs for Sunday league anymore. Catch up with WWN Sports,… Read more »
A GROUP has been formed by some of the nation’s leading drinkers, aimed at tackling out-of-season hedge-cutting which is putting hundreds of passed-out lads at risk all around the country. The Department Of Sessions called an emergency meeting following reports of the burning and cutting hundreds of hedgerows in rural and urban areas, putting huge… Read more »
GREETED with the news that across the world, communities are celebrating Gay Pride, one intrepid idiot has launched a campaign to know why he can’t have a ‘straight pride’. John Kinty (32), known widely as a dose by anyone who has had dealings with him, has demanded to know when he can heterosexually be heterosexual… Read more »
MEMBERS of the Irish Army Rangers have been deployed on a peacekeeping mission to the war-torn land of Narnia, on a tour that is expected to finish up in time for some heartwarming reunion footage at Christmas, WWN can reveal. A wing of the elite fighting unit received Dáil approval to join a UN Force… Read more »
