A SECRET group of transport curious Irish citizens is determined to get to the bottom of why the Irish government refuses to trust the population with bendy buses, which are a mainstay of every city on mainland Europe. “We urge the EU to come out with it and tell us what’s so great about bendy… Read more »
THE truth about how close the Irish health system came to total collapse has been revealed in a stunning new book titled ‘The Almost-Shat Togs’, which gives a behind the scenes look at the weeks following the initial 2020 lockdown and how we were ‘one hospital porter with a hangover’ from total chaos, as is… Read more »
THE ongoing defamation case Johnny Depp has taken against Amber Heard has proven less harrowing than some feared and has instead provided fertile fodder for many of 2022’s choicest memes and GIFs, the media is ecstatic to report. “Did you see the video that was just a picture of the shit Amber Heard took in… Read more »
A POLL among concert-goers has revealed a number of interesting statistics, pointing towards an audience of music lovers who still harbour respect and admiration for the performers they’ve followed since their youth, but who would also love if they’d keep the set list to just the classics. Among the 1,000 music fans who were polled:… Read more »
THE news that the government has granted emergency powers to local councils to house Ukrainian refugees has finally tipped Waterford man Keith Clancy over the edge, reducing him to a babbling mess incapable of forming a coherent sentence. “But… what… bout… Irish… our own… people… houses,” muttered Clancy, while drool pooled on his shoulder as… Read more »
STAFF at Buckingham Palace have raised concerns about the Queen’s current routine of rolling out of bed at the last possible minute, downing a can of high-caffeine Monster energy drink and blazing up a rollie while running for the bus. “She can’t keep going like this, i’’s not sustainable,” said one handmaiden to WWN, referring… Read more »
WITH J1 summer season nearly upon students, WWN has produced this essential guide on ensuring you never forget your magical experience by getting deported. Here’s how you do it: 1) Mistakenly talk to a US police officer the way you would a guard. “Howiya horse?” will certainly be taken not as a genial greeting but… Read more »
BEING trapped in the rental market (or worse: still living at home) can be tough, but at least you’re in the same boat as a lot of your friends, right? That’s until one of the sneaky gits actually manages to buy a house! What do you do now? 1) Congratulate them through gritted teeth It’s… Read more »
IT’S been a rocky road to get here, but the government are pleased to announce that the next phase in the development of the National Maternity Hospital can finally begin, the path ahead clear, all hiccups and hold-ups behind us. “Plain sailing, baby,” announced Tánaiste Leo Varadkar in a video posted on his Twitter last… Read more »