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“What Are You Lookin’ At?” Asks Scumbag Who Has Spent 10 Minutes Trying To Catch ...
Earlier today while waiting for the Luas into work some scumbag caught your attention by insisting on constantly spitting while ... -
Lad On 12 Pubs Of Xmas Has Funny Story About Vomiting On Himself In Public
Eamon Ferris, originally from Limerick but now living in Dublin, has the funniest story about vomiting all over himself in ... -
Kristen Stewart Disappointed By The Lack Of Movie Roles For Insufferable Bitches
In a world exclusive, WWN interviewed Twilight star Kristen Stewart on the set of her new movie Snow White and ... -
Illegal Wheelchair Racing Ring Shut Down
Five nurses and two doctors based in Connolly Hospital, Blanchardstown, Dublin have been arrested today. It is believed the individuals ... -
Stephen And Steven Destined To Be Mortal Enemies
As Stephen Quinlan enjoyed a few sociable drinks yesterday evening he was introduced to his future arch nemesis Steven Doyle. ... -
Swans More Evil Than You Could Ever Have Imagined
A report issued today by the Department of Agriculture, Food and the Marine claims that a swan’s capacity for pure ... -
Becoming Homeless Even More Fashionable, New Figures Reveal
News that the number of homeless people in Dublin has nearly trebled in recent times has been met with a ... -
Man Cycling To Work Acting Like He’s Saving The Fucking World
Jon Moore, a 33-year-old bike-to-work aficionado, was giving drivers the ‘death stare’ this morning on the way to work. The ... -
Girl Next Door Failing To Live Up To Hype
TEENAGER Michael Downey expressed to his friends a pronounced disappointment upon discovering a new neighbour had failed to live up ... -
Millions Of Odd Socks Also Discovered In Large Hadron Collider, Claim Scientists
HUNDREDS of millions of odd socks were said to be among just some of the strange items discovered in the large Hadron ...