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Moderna Vaccine 94.5% Effective, To Come With Free Bike Reflectors
IN THE SUREST sign yet that the market for effective Covid-19 vaccines has become increasingly competitive, pharmaceutical producer Moderna have ... -
Covid-19 Vaccine Vending Machines To Be Installed In All Irish Pubs
THE QUICK-ACTING Vintners Association has announced the introduction of over 5,000 vending machines nationwide which will be installed in every ... -
Pfizer Vaccine Created After Irish Intern Accidentally Spilled Flat 7UP Into Mix
HERALDED the world over as the key to ending our pandemic ravaged lives, Pfizer and BioNTech have confirmed the key ... -
Fire Brigade Called After Donnelly Gets Head Stuck In Dáil Railings
FRESH from the Taoiseach revealing he only learned about the recent, probably fairly inconsequential collapse of the country’s contact tracing ... -
HSE Hands Contact Tracing Responsibility Over To Local Facebook Groups
“NO-ONE could have foreseen that the HSE would need increased resources and supports in areas such as contact tracing coming ... -
Second Inquiry Into How Nursing Homes Will Be Failed A Second Time Needed Before First ...
FEARS are increasing that there will be a need for a second, separate inquiry into authorities’ failure to prevent Covid-19 ... -
Government Avoids PPE Shortage By Collecting Masks Dumped On Road
THE HSE are confident that their supplies of personal protection equipment will ‘hold firm’ over the treacherous winter months ahead, ... -
Local Man Decides To Squint For Rest Of His Life Instead Of Getting Glasses
DENYING all accusations that he is being stubborn and obstinate, one local Waterford man has vowed to condemn himself to ... -
These Are The Level 3 Fines The Government Are Considering
WITH THE news the government is looking into implementing fines for non-essential cross county travel and non-compliance when it comes ... -
COVID Accepts Government’s Offer Of Level 3 Restrictions
THE GOVERNMENT’S top negotiators were cracking open the bubbly last night, after successfully talking the Coronavirus from a Level 5 ...