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Scientists Discover ‘The Hokey Pokey’ Is What It’s All About
SCIENTISTS in Trinity College Dublin have concluded yesterday that ‘The Hokey Pokey’ is actually what its all about, after discovering ... -
Terrifying Moment Deaf Boy Hears Justin Bieber Single For First Time After Breakthrough Surgery
A DEAF British boy who had a life-changing operation to restore his hearing was said to be suffering post-traumatic stress today after ... -
Tumour Expected To Leave Hospital After Margaret Thatcher Removal
A MALIGNANT tumour is expected to leave hospital later today after a successful removal of a Margaret Thatcher, sources said last night. The ... -
Shatter: Abortion On Grounds Of Aliens Type Fetus Will be Guaranteed In New Legislation
MINISTER FOR JUSTICE Alan Shatter made it clear today that whatever the government decides to do about the ongoing abortion ... -
Sick Baby Miraculously Cured After Facebook Picture Reaches One Million Likes
A REALLY sick baby was said to have miraculously recovered this week shortly after its picture reached one million ‘likes’ ... -
Drinking Coffee Makes You Live Longer Until We Change Our Minds Again, Say Researchers
PEOPLE who drink coffee live longer than non-drinkers, but researchers may change their minds again next week, a special report ... -
Vatican Strikes D’Arcy Family Name From Church Register
THE VATICAN have announced today that anyone with the family name ‘D’Arcy’ will be stricken from all Catholic church records ... -
Woman Googles ‘Pain in Head’, Self Diagnoses Brain-Tumour And ‘Will Probably Die Now’, Says Woman
A COUNTY Kilkenny woman is in fear for her life after a migraine led her to a Google search which then ... -
‘My Only Regret Is Not Featuring In An Internet Viral Video Campaign’, Says Dying Mugabe
ZIMBABWEAN dictator Robert Mugabe told family members and friends last night that his only regret was never featuring in an internet ... -
Bad Behaviour In Kids Linked To Being ‘Spoilt little Shits’, Finds Study
CHILDREN who show the early signs of bad behaviour are said to be directly linked to being ‘spoiled little shits’, ...
