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“I Only Check My Watch Because It Looks Good” Admits Jogger
A COUNTY Offaly jogger admitted today that he only checks his watch while jogging to ‘look good’, and has actually ... -
Babies Who Fart In The Key Of C At Higher Risk Of Childhood Obesity, Finds ...
A REALLY important study has found that babies who break wind in the key of C are three times more ... -
“I Just Love Strangers Invading My Personal Space And Touching My Stomach” Says Pregnant Woman
Expectant mother, Sarah Curley has spoken to WWN of the immense joy and overwhelming excitement she feels when a stranger ... -
Keith Richards Face To Be Used As Anti-smoking Warning On Cigarette Packs
THE European Commission has called for shocking close-up pictures of Keith Richards face to be used on cigarette packets in ... -
Man In Coma Won’t Stop Farting
Retired teacher Joseph Granville has been surrounded by family every night since he fell into a coma last weekend. Hospital ... -
Irish Man Ostracised For Not Drinking Tea
A TENSE scene unfolded in the staff kitchen of O’Malley’s Office Supplies in Waterford today as Antony Maher made a ... -
HSE Announces 3,000 New JobBridge Placements For Junior Doctor Positions
THE Health Service Executive has announced 3,000 new JobBridge vacancies today for unemployed people looking to gain work experience in ... -
Obesity Epidemic ‘Hilarious’ To Thin People
Ireland’s emerging obesity problem is providing much needed light relief for the thin percentage of the population. Although Ireland is ... -
Aborting Foetal Abnormalities Would Be Depriving Future Politicians Of Being Born, Claims Down Syndrome Community
THE DOWN SYNDROME community lashed out today at suggestions to abort fatal foetal abnormalities, stating it would deprive future politicians of ... -
Dodgy E’s To Be Made Available On Medical Card In Bid To Reduce Unemployment
A BATCH of dodgy ecstasy tablets are to be made available on the medical card in a bid to reduce ...
