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Drunk Children Funnier, Finds Survey
INTOXICATED CHILDREN are more than 300% funnier than their sober counterparts, a new survey carried out by scientists revealed today. ... -
Ant Colony Already Planning Annual Invasion Of Your Kitchen
AN ANT colony situated at the back of your house is planning its annual invasion of your kitchen, it has ... -
Every Fucking Thing May Pose Cancer Risk, Finds Study
EVERY fucking thing may pose a high risk of cancer, according to a controversial new study published that contradicts previous ... -
Moon Drunk
IRISH ASTRONOMERS have warned today that the moon is totally drunk and facing the wrong way around. People are being ... -
Teenager Catches Her Death In That Thing
Tragedy has struck a close knit community in the capital yesterday following the death of 16-year-old student Clara Hegarty. WWN ... -
“Imagine If That Wasn’t Really Snow” Think Nations Cocaine Users
WHILE the country is being hit with a bitter spell of cold weather this afternoon, many cocaine users are wondering ... -
Tech Company Offering Some Vague Service Bought For $23 Billion
The latest news from Silicon valley sees yet another big purchase of a start up by a leading internet and ... -
Owner Balancing Treat On Dog’s Head Causing Untold Psychological Damage
A Kilkenny woman is reported to have received as many as 42 Facebook likes for a picture of her dog ... -
Karma Catches Up On Karma Creating Dangerous Black Hole
A group of scientists based in Vienna have today revealed the fruition of six years in extensive research into the ... -
Feng Shui Makeover In City Centre Smack Den ‘A Big Hit’ With The Addicts
ANGELIC, enchanting and pulchritudinous were just some of the words used by user Martin ‘Nailers’ Johnson when he described the ...
