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Scientists Reach End Of What Can Be Learned From Water Balloons Bursting In Slow Motion
AFTER nearly five years of painstaking research, scientists have announced today that they have learned all they can from filming ... -
Groundbreaking Surgery Successfully Removes Song Stuck In Mans Head
SURGEONS at the Mater Hospital in Dublin are today celebrating a groundbreaking medical achievement, after yesterday’s successful removal of a ... -
New Study Hopes To Finally Work Out What The Fuck Is Wrong With Some People
GOVERNMENTS across the world have agreed to put aside petty squabbles and pool their resources for a groundbreaking new study ... -
HSE ‘Very Prepared’ For Being Unprepared For Ebola Outbreak
THE HSE has reacted strongly to public worry and criticism which states the health service will be unable to deal ... -
Wives & Girlfriends Completely Unprepared For Impending Man Flu Epidemic
DESPITE advanced warning and a year on year increase in cases, the Nation’s wives and girlfriends are yet again completely ... -
The HSE Celebrates 1 Millionth Neglected Patient
ALTHOUGH the HSE was only established in 2005 it has today proudly announced it has neglected its 1 millionth patient, ... -
Scientists Baffled By Sudden Appearance Of One Really Long Hair On Mans Back
HAIR SCIENCE experts are today collectively stumped following the appearance of this one random weird hair on the back shoulder ... -
Drink Takers Warned About Potentially Lethal Batch Of Bad Pints
THE HSE has warned of a highly dangerous batch of bad pints which have been linked to cases of severe ... -
“I’m So Fucking Awesome Looking,” Thinks 12-Year-Old Smoking E-Cigarette Outside Lidl
SOON to be first year student Kate Wilson came to the conclusion last night that smoking an electronic cigarette outside ... -
Ebola: How It Will Kill You, And When
With the fearsome Ebola virus spreading terror across the globe for the first time in ages, WWN has been given ...
