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Dementia Patients Won’t Remember Two Year Wait For Beds Anyway, Claims Government
THE Government has defended lengthy waiting lists for beds in dementia units, claiming that patients suffering from the brain disease will ... -
Muscular Guy At Gym Is Probably On Steroids, Says Fat Bastard
AN AMATEUR bodybuilding enthusiast who works out every day in a Dublin gym to hone his physique is probably injecting ... -
That Food That Was Good For You Is Now Bad For You, Say Scientists
SOME of the world’s leading scientists have revealed that a food that was once thought to be good for you ... -
Varadkar ‘Sick To Death’ Of People Being Sick To The Point Of Death
MINISTER FOR HEALTH Leo Varadkar has reiterated his thoughts on the state of the HSE today and its continued bed ... -
Jogging On The Spot At Traffic Lights Without Looking Like A Dickhead Still Years Away
FOLLOWING years of research, scientists at one of the world’s largest sport research facilities have admitted that they are still years ... -
Public Urged To Bring Own Beds To Hospital For Next While
FOLLOWING a surge in admissions that led to record numbers of patients waiting for a bed in hospitals across the ... -
Waterford Man Celebrates 48th Menstrual Cycle With Girlfriend
A LOCAL man in his 20s is said to be in fine form today after managing to successfully maintain a ... -
Guy Claiming To Be Gluten Intolerant Just A Complete Fucking Whinger
A LOCAL man claiming to be gluten intolerant today was branded a “complete fucking winger” by friends and family after ... -
Department Of Health Issue Apology For Whatever Scandal It Is This Time
THE Department of Health has issued a full and frank apology to those affected by whatever latest scandal, it is ... -
GP Charging Patients €55 To Tell Them Some Shit They Already Know
PATIENTS attending the clinic of a Dublin GP will today find themselves paying €55 to be told something they already ...
