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Man Upgrades Fart From Good Arse To Great Arse
CLOSE analysis of an epic anal air expulsion has moved a Tiperary man to declare it a “great arse” as ... -
Hundreds Raped And Murdered As Viking Reenactment Goes Horribly Wrong
NEARLY two hundred and eighty people were raped and another one hundred and forty four were murdered during a reenactment ... -
Woman Casually Judging Your Parenting Skills Obviously Has Perfect Kids
THAT nosy bitch sitting across from you in McDonald’s obviously has perfect fucking kids or else why would she be ... -
Scientists Discover Link Between Insomnia And Staring At Your Phone All Night
A TEAM of the world’s greatest sleep specialists claim to have uncovered new evidence which links bouts of prolonged insomnia ... -
Heat Shield For Under Laptops Set To Revolutionise Masturbation
A REVOLUTIONARY new product is set to change the masturbation habits of the entire world when it launches later this ... -
New Cigarette Packaging To Feature Pictures Of Your Dad Riding Your Mam
A NEW incentive to stop young people from smoking will see branded cigarette packaging replaced with sexually explicit pictures, potentially ... -
Wife’s Emotional Plea To Let Husband Suffering From Flu Die With Dignity
A COUNTY Waterford woman has pleaded with the government today to let her husband of 12 years die with dignity ... -
Twink Admits Regularly Sandblasting Vagina
IRISH Panto star Adele King, better known as Twink, has advised mature women up and down the country about a ... -
WWN Guide To Mercy Killing Your Family If Gay Marriage Becomes Legal
WITH the looming threat of same-sex marriage becoming part of everyday life in the near future, many Ordinary Decent People ... -
Dementia Patients Won’t Remember Two Year Wait For Beds Anyway, Claims Government
THE Government has defended lengthy waiting lists for beds in dementia units, claiming that patients suffering from the brain disease will ...
