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Sky News Greenlight Second Series Of Oscar Pistorius Trial
SKY News has announced that it has officially given the go-ahead to a second series of the Oscar Pistorius trial, ... -
No Sexy Singles In Your Area Waiting To Chat, Finds Independent Enquiry
A NEW report due tomorrow is to reveal that, contrary to what may be suggested by late night advertisements on ... -
Guy Walking Up Hill With Friend Trying His Best Not To Appear Out Of Breath
COUNTY WATERFORD native Hugh Devlin vowed to join the gym again this week after realising his fitness levels are not ... -
Lad On Bus Gets Random Erection Just Before His Stop
WWN understands that earlier today a Dublin man was treated for shock following an incident involving his erection. Patrick Dooley, ... -
Stupid Out Of Touch Fool Hasn’t Heard About The Whole Jay Z Incident Yet
A STUPID out of touch fool from Cork turned up for work today without hearing anything about the whole Jay ... -
Some Nutcase Still Hasn’t Got Around To Eating Their Easter Eggs
Disturbing scenes were witnessed by staff at the head offices of Xpress Delivery in Waterford earlier today. WWN has learned ... -
England Name 23 Men To Blame For World Cup Failure
IN the aftermath of the conclusion of the Premier League race the football world focused its attention on the announcement ... -
Kate Middleton To Announce New Haircut At Press Conference
The tabloid media is at a virtual standstill as it prepares for Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton to reveal her ... -
Confusion Over As ‘Miserable Weather Outside’ Confirmed By Old Woman In Post Office
TENS of confused people were said to be ‘alleviated’ today after an elderly woman confirmed there was ‘miserable weather outside’ ... -
“Everyone Thinks I’m The Best Dad In The World Now” Says Guy Holding Son On ...
DUBLIN man Timmy Ryan turned heads in Bray yesterday afternoon by parading his young son Cathal on his shoulders down ... -
RTE Urge Panti To Grow A Beard In Time For Next Years Eurovision
RTE chiefs have already started preparing for next year’s Eurovision song contest with a plan to emulate this year’s winning ... -
Michelle Obama Desperately Practising Concerned Face Before Talk On Nigerian Kidnaping Later
THE AMERICAN first lady has been desperately practising her best “concerned face” in front of the mirror this morning before ...
