FOR many of us, setting off in the morning with anything other than a fully-charged phone battery is an unthinkable scenario, but for one thrill-seeking subsection of society, it’s a way of life. Dubbed ‘the 18%’ers’ due to the fact that they never charge their phones over 18% battery: these crazy youngsters risk boredom and… Read more »
WHAT would a future where the sadly missed ‘slow set’ section of a disco was not only reintroduced, but made mandatory? WWN takes a look into our crystal ball: 1) Street crime figures plummet Without the slow set to blow off a week’s worth of sexual frustration, our young people are currently spilling out of… Read more »
THE Eiffel Tower was designed in 1888 by inventor Gustave Eiffel and constructed a year later in Paris to help detect the rampant rise of homosexuality in the French capital. It later became known as the world’s first ‘gaydar’ system with a 95% accuracy rate. At the time, homosexuality was a crime punishable by death… Read more »
THE comfort and space of a saloon car makes it the ideal car for most families, but how does the average 4-door stand up to being hit by a 500lb Paveway laser-guided bomb dropped during a coalition airstrike? We went to Syria to find out. Performance The average 2 litre diesel may be fine for mid-range… Read more »
2015 was another banner year in Irish music, with several stand-out hits dominating the listening habits of the Irish people. As 2016 lurks around the corner, WWN takes a look back over the last 12 months to see what you all were listening to this year… Maniac 2000 As popular in the small-town hoe-downs as… Read more »
When we received an invitation to a nativity play at St. Bertie Ahern Primary school in Waterford city last Monday, everyone in WWN towers begged for the assignment as it was yet another chance to write about Christmas, and more importantly, a chance to get out of the office. Pulling the short straw, I could… Read more »
YOU loved it! Your friends loved it! We’re pretending to love it, but we couldn’t give a shit about it! However, we know it’s incredibly popular, so we’re going to pretend we’re absolutely DYING to listen to it, so you lot will click on our content. Andy! Adnan! Murder! Did he? Didn’t he? Sex appeal! Judicial… Read more »
REASON: You keep looking at your watch/phone/clock at the same time every day. You’re welcome.
WE All know the ad: it’s Christmas eve, and three pajama clad kids creep downstairs to leave a bowl of Kelloggs Corn Flakes out for Santa Claus. They soon succumb to tiredness, and miss out on seeing the big man himself tuck into an ice-cold bowl of flakes… except for the littlest one, an angelic… Read more »
OMG! Not again! Just when the good people of the internet had gotten over the intense debate over THAT dress, it looks like we have another debate on our hands. Oh, internet, never change! We absolutely love optical illusions here at WWN, and we think this latest one, which all started with Twitter user @madeup,… Read more »