Gardaí Called To RDS After Reports Members Of World’s Largest Copyright Theft Gang Inside Building

THE GARDAÍ are on the scene of what is being described as a clandestine meeting of the world’s largest and most prolific copyright theft gang, WWN can report.

“They’re quite brazen, and dare I say, proud of it which explains while they’d meet out in the open in such a public spot,” explained attending Garda Seán Harrington, as heavily armed gardaí entered the RDS after being alerted to a meeting taking place under the codename ‘International AI Summit’.

Several highly sophisticated multi-billion dollar heists have been orchestrated in recent years, with the majority of original creative output being stolen by this theft gang who go by criminal pseudonyms such as OpenAI, Meta, Anthropic and DeepMind.

Smashing through glass ceilings and rappelling down on ropes, throwing smokes bombs and using tasers, elite armed gardaí secured the premises and blocked anyone from leaving the RDS, in what must be one of the most successful arrest operations in the history of the state, the EU and possibly the world.

“There were big names in EU politics in there too, turns out this conspiracy goes to the top and has its fingerprints across all levels of society,” a shocked Garda Harrington relayed to WWN, who remained on the fringes of a large police cordon.

UPDATE: After a significant period of no activity within the building, all attendees were released without being charged.

“Ah jaysus, this is embarrassing now but when we went in there, guns drawn, they apparently said that they’re only stealing this stuff so that investors can make money, so that’s the end of that, we can’t do anything. Now, if they had done it to steal money we’d have them banged to rights but all for increasing stock price? That’s grand,” shared Garda Harrington.