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Court Sees Rolf Harris ‘Unsuccessful’ With Wobble Board Defence
Southwark Crown Court was left in shock today after Rolf Harris rejected the counsel from his legal team and used ... -
Kilkenny Voted Best Town In Ireland For Taking A Slash When Drunk
It’s good news for Kilkenny residents this morning, as their town has beaten off stiff competition in a new poll ... -
Hologram Of Michael Jackson On The Run After Kidnapping Child
The Billboard Music Awards were marred by controversy last night following the much anticipated appearance, via hologram, of the late ... -
Dublin Lad Diagnosed With First Case Of Culchiephobia
News has reached WWN that Dublin lad, Daniel Griffin, has been declared the world’s first sufferer of a phobia now ... -
‘No Need To Take Your Top Off’ Nation’s Men Told Ahead Of Heatwave
Met Eireann gleefully announced this week that Ireland is to expect significant sunshine and increased temperatures in the coming days ... -
Luke Flanagan Launches New Whistleblower Website ‘Mingyleaks’
IRISH Independent TD Luke Flanagan announced the introduction of a new whistleblower website ‘Mingyleaks’, which will be freely available to ... -
Pat Kenny Spotted At Traffic Lights ‘Rocking The Fuck Out’
FORMER Late Late Show host and current presenter on Newstalk Pat Kenny was this morning spotted by commuters just “rocking ... -
Russian Astronauts Seize Space Station’s Toilet Paper In Tense Standoff With American Counterparts
INTERNATIONAL Space Station tensions escalated last night following a tense standoff between Russian and American astronauts over who owned the ... -
Michael Bay To Direct 1916 Rising Movie
DEADLINE Hollywood is reporting that American film director Michael Bay is prepping a ‘dramatic reimagining’ of the 1916 Easter Rebellion, ... -
“How Can We Go Wrong With 95% Mortgages?” Asks Man Controlling Nation’s Finances
Minister for Finance Michael Noonan has announced a scheme that could see the state guarantee mortgages of up to 95% ... -
Search Still Underway For People Shocked By Berlusconi/Mafia Connection
A MAJOR search operation was launched across the world this week to find people shocked by the latest Silvio Berlusconi revelation, which ... -
Local Man Pretty Sure He’s Going ‘All The Way’ With His Hand Tonight
LOCAL Waterford man Niall Strokes was overheard boasting to friends earlier today in the lounge of the Strong Arm Pub ...
