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England’s World Cup Song Forgets To Mention Bit About Losing On Penalties
There has been a considerable amount of confusion and anger amongst the footballing community today as England’s 2014 World Cup ... -
Apple To Buy Headphones For $3 Billion
THE tech world is abuzz with speculation and rumour today following reports that Apple are set to purchase headphones for ... -
Teens Wanking In The Shower To Cost Parents Hundreds Every Year
YESTERDAY saw the Department of the Environment unveil provisional figures of annual water costs, with the price of an average ... -
Tip Of The Iceberg Just The Tip Of The Iceberg, Reveals Science Expedition
The scientific community have been left astounded by data retrieved by a group of scientists who ventured to the Antarctic ... -
Varadkar Promises To Meet Shatter For A Pint Sometime
MINISTER for transport Leo Varadkar said he will promise to meet up with ousted Justice Minister Alan Shatter for a ... -
Government Brings In Emergency Legislation To Stop Those ‘Happy’ Videos
While the resignation of the Minister for Justice Alan Shatter grabbed all the headlines yesterday, another political story flew under ... -
Gerry Adams Makes Formal Complaint To PSNI Over ‘Weak Interrogation Techniques’
SINN Fein president Gerry Adams has made a formal complaint to the Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) over their “weak ... -
Dublin Man ‘Just A Friend’ For 134th Time
THERE were touching yet somewhat depressing scenes in Dublin last night as friends gathered to acknowledge perennial ‘just a friend’ ... -
Monica Lewinsky Still Can’t Get Cum Stain Off Dress
IN a tell-all article for Vanity Fair, former White House intern Monica Lewinsky detailed her frustrations in attempting to remove ... -
Nation Already Pretending They Won’t Watch Eurovision Final
WWN can exclusively reveal that the Nation has begun its annual berating of the Eurovision song contest only to subsequently ... -
Nigerian Kidnappers Boko Haram Not That Worried After Talking To Kony
Joseph Kony, leader of the LRA and star of 2012 internet trend ‘Kony 2012’ has rushed to reassure Jihadist group ... -
Horse Still Waiting To Be Brought To France
THE Department of Agriculture has been asked to investigate the sad and troubling case of a horse which has been ...
