Luke Flanagan Launches New Whistleblower Website ‘Mingyleaks’
IRISH Independent TD Luke Flanagan announced the introduction of a new whistleblower website ‘Mingyleaks’, which will be freely available to Irish people who wish to disclose information anonymously and without reprisal.
The county Roscommon man launched the new site earlier this morning from his constituency office and hopes it will open the gateway to reporting misconduct on all levels of Irish society.
“Do you see that unmarked Garda car parked over there.” he said whilst pointing to a yellow ’95 Nissan Micra. “That’s the kind of thing we want people to report; harassment and ill doings.”
Speaking through his mouth, Mr. Flanagan told WWN that Mingyleaks will mirror global giant ‘Wikileaks’ and vows to stop at nothing to reveal the truth, no matter what the consequences may be.
“We went live about three hours ago and already we have something.” he exclaimed, scrolling frantically through the sites internal database.
However, following some investigation, their first ever lead turned out to be a concerned tin whistle player from Kerry, looking for cleaning tips.
“If we can get at least one good lead out of a thousand it will be a success.” added the 42-year-old, while stroking his curly beard.
Whistleblowers interested in disclosing information can do so by visiting the Mingyleaks.com website and following the 300 page instruction brief.