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Maybe They Can Call It The ‘Alan, Jack And Jill Foundation’ Now, Suggests Shatter
FORMER minister for Justice Alan Shatter suggested to members of the Jack and Jill foundation that a name change could ... -
Witnesses Slam Moyes Assault Over His ‘Poor Attacking’ Performance
Spectators, who witnessed an altercation between David Moyes and an as yet unnamed 23-year-old in a wine bar have today ... -
Yaya Touré Close To Signing ‘1 Hug Per Day’ Deal At City
As the football world is still trying to come to terms with the callous and heinous acts perpetrated by Manchester ... -
Gorey Sheep Shearing Championships Rocked By Doping Scandal
While rumours about cheating in the competitive world of sheep shearing had been around for years not even the most ... -
Sinn Féin Still Deciding Which Rebel Song To Play After Elections
Sinn Féin’s election HQ was a hive of activity this morning as the republican party is perhaps just 24 hours ... -
Leaving Cert Student To Start Studying After One More YouTube Video
WESTMEATH student PJ Molloy has declared his intentions to begin studying for his upcoming Leaving Certificate examinations following a viewing ... -
One Direction Concerts Cancelled Amid Shit Music Fears
MCD, together with their concert partner, Croke Park, have taken the regrettable decision to cancel the upcoming and highly anticipated ... -
Taoiseach Lays Wreath In Japan On 12th Anniversary Of Roy Keane’s Saipan Incident
“You can stick your World Cup up your arse,” Keane said, and with that a country was on the verge ... -
‘Inbred’ Prince Charles Behaves Like Joffrey From Game Of Thrones, Say’s Putin
RUSSIAN President Vladimir Putin came back at comments made by Prince Charles earlier likening him to Hitler, stating that the ... -
“Trust Me, There Are Plenty More Fish In The Sea” Woods Assures McIlroy
GOLFING legend Tiger Woods has moved to comfort Irish ace Rory McIlroy following news that the County Down man had ... -
‘Being A Labour Candidate Counts As A Disability’, Claims Lorraine Higgins
EUROPEAN Election candidate Lorraine Higgins, who found herself in hot water online yesterday when a photo of her canvassing van ... -
Powdered Buckfast To Be Sold In Wraps
BUCKFAST is to be sold in a powdered form and will be available in “wrap deals” for the first time, ...
