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Government To Return Medical Cards In Exchange For Votes
The HSE will now review the process which saw discretionary medical cards revoked from a number of patients with serious ... -
Boy Racers Exhaust Still Not ‘Bwam Bwommping’ To His Liking
VEHICLEÂ modification enthusiast Graham Durnin has today expressed disappointment at the noise level of the custom bought exhaust currently fitted to ... -
“I Can’t Wait To Get Really Fat And Paid For Talking Shite.” Says O’Driscoll
RECENTLY retired Irish rugby player Brian O’Driscoll said today that he is looking forward to putting on loads of weight ... -
Man Utd Sign Fabregas In Man Utd Fan’s Head
Gary Farrell, a lifelong Manchester United fan took affirmative action last night and signed Spanish international Cesc Fabregas while simultaneously ... -
Bodies Of 800 Children Were “Just Resting” In Mass Grave, Claims Catholic Church
PHOTO: Brian Lockier/Adoption Rights Alliance THE Catholic Church has responded to the grim discovery of the remains of up to ... -
98% Of Couples Who Go Jogging Together Are Smug Pricks, Finds Study
COUPLES who insist on jogging everywhere together are 98% more likely to be “smug pricks” compared to their single jogging ... -
Fears For More Job Losses In Waterford As 40 Criminals Are Arrested
DRUG and money lending networks in Waterford are gearing themselves up for about 1,000 job losses as 40 major drug ... -
Rolf Harris’ Fee For Children’s Parties Decreasing Rapidly By The Day
VETERAN entertainer Rolf Harris is feeling the brunt of today’s cut-throat entertainment marketplace, after it was revealed that the Antipodean ... -
Ireland Preparing Itself For Influx Of J1 Pictures On Social Media
WWN has learned that as many as 84,000 images will be uploaded every hour by Irish students in America this ... -
Record Number Of Bond Villains Attend Bilderberg Conference
Copenhagen has hit the headlines today as it plays host to the annual Bilderberg conference. The Danish captial was closely ... -
“What A Complete Fucking Shithole” Kim Kardashian Says Leaving Ireland
AMERICAN television and social media personality Kim Kardashian is said to be very unhappy with her honeymoon on the Emerald ... -
Bank Shuts Down Bridge Access as Waterford City Goes Into Receivership
THOUSANDS of Waterford residents were left homeless this morning after receivers for the Allied Irish Bank group stepped in to ...
