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Dublin City Council Gets Go Ahead For Junkie Cull
THE Government has approved a ‘junkie cull’ which will see as many as 8,000 drug users exterminated from Dublin’s inner ... -
Waterford Man Struggling To Give A Shit About Friends Exam Results
A COUNTY Waterford man said today he was struggling to give a shit about his Facebook friends’ recent exam results ... -
Hundreds Of Englishmen Hospitalised After Trying To Play Hurling
A&E wards across England were last night struggling to cope after Sky Sports inaugural GAA broadcast inspired swarms of young ... -
Motorists Suggest Introduction Of Middle Finger Hand Signals In New Driving Test
Following the announcement that motorists will be asked for their opinion on how they want driving tests to be conducted ... -
Ronaldo Doubtful For World Cup With Bruised Ego
With the opening match of the World Cup just a week away fresh doubt has been cast over the participation ... -
Internet Running Out Of Irrational And Angry Comments, Experts Reveal
THERE has been widespread panic throughout the internet community as experts have revealed that irrational and angry comments, long thought ... -
Temple Bar At 2.30am Fails To Make Lonely Planet Guide List
DUBLINERS are said to be frustrated that respected tourist bible, Lonely Planet, has failed to include nightlife hotspot and tourist ... -
Emigration Will Be Offered As Leaving Cert Subject In 2015
EMIGRATION is to be offered as a Leaving Certificate exam subject, according to Minister for Education Ruairà Quinn today. Mr. ... -
Ryan Giggs To Be Put Out To Stud
Following his trophy-laden 24 year career with predominant English soccer club Manchester United, Ryan Giggs recently called an end to ... -
Office Psycho Openly Farts In Cramped Lift
Unsettling scenes unfolded between the 2nd and 3rd floors of Geeney & Associates earlier today. Paul Crean, long suspected of ... -
Macauley Culkin Signs On For ‘Home Alone 6’
The sequel to the popular series has a working title of ‘Kevin’s Intervention’ and will see former child star Macauley ... -
Lump Expected To Make Full Recovery After Michael Noonan Removal
A CANCEROUS lump is said to be in a stable condition in St Luke’s Hospital this week after a three hour operation ...
