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Doomsday Clock In Man’s Car Still Set To The Old Time
A LOCAL man has admitted that he still hasn’t changed the time of the doomsday clock in his car to ... -
British PM To Discuss Whatever Random Thought Comes Into Trump’s Head Next
THE TOPICS for the eagerly awaited meeting between British Prime Minister Theresa May and US President Donald Trump later today ... -
Trump Demands Burritos Be Renamed “Freedom Wraps”
AS relations between the US and Mexico continue to crumble over the onerous issue of immigration and ‘the wall’, President ... -
Trump Reinstates Ducking Stool
“DOES it work? Listen, I’ve talked to a lot of historians, okay, the best historians, and they’ve all told me ... -
How A Botched Colonic Left This Man Inside Out Forever
WITH more and more people opting for alternative treatments for ongoing digestive ailments, including haemorrhoids, bloating and viral infections, colonic ... -
Trump’s Abortion Ruling May Make Whole World Feel Like Ireland
FEARS have been raised around the world that Donald Trump’s reinstatement of the ‘Global Gag’ ruling on countries who provide ... -
Ladder Purchases In Mexico Rise By 9,000%
THERE has been a 9000% rise in purchases of ladders in Mexico in the hours after US president Donald Trump ... -
La La Land’s Oscar Hopes Dashed After Scathing Review From Waterford Man
DESPITE receiving a joint-record 14 Oscar nominations yesterday, stirring and melancholic musical La La Land may have to abandon all ... -
Quadcopter Drone Just Ain’t As Good As The Real Thing, Sighs Obama
“I WAS looking for something a little bit bigger,” said former POTUS Barack Obama, browsing the quadcopter section of his ... -
UK Supreme Court Rules Britain Given Last Chance To Unfuck Themselves
IN A HISTORIC court ruling, the UK Supreme Court has confirmed that the British government will have to first seek ...