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Le Pen Just Translating Trump’s Tweets Into French At This Stage
AT the official launch of her campaign for the French presidency Marine Le Pen appeared to be speaking solely through ... -
Patriots Achieve Stunning Victory In Who Honestly Gives A Fuck
MILLIONS of people across the world are waking up today to the stunning news that the New England Patriots have ... -
Why Is The Internet Not Discussing Beyoncé’s Pregnancy?
TWINS. WWN’s Viral Team have been doing some digging and are disturbed to discover an apparent internet-wide blackout on coverage ... -
We Speak To The Survivors Of The Bowling Green Massacre
THERE are many reasons why people aren’t familiar with the Bowling Green Massacre; the biased media refused to cover it, ... -
6 Month Waiting List To Apply To ISIS Following Muslim Ban
TERRORIST group ISIS has had to call a temporary halt to their latest recruitment drive after it emerged there is ... -
Marine Le Pen Unveiled As The Next Fuckwit World Will Have To Pay Attention To
THE OFFICIAL ceremony marking the dawning realization that there is no escaping the fact Marine Le Pen will remain at ... -
“If You Thought Trump Was Crazy Wait’ll You Get A Load Of Me”
CHIEF STRATEGIST in the Trump administration, Steve Bannon, has broken his silence on his ongoing battle against sanity, WWN can ... -
5 Amazing Things Theresa May Has Definitely Done
MANY people reacted with surprise when British Prime Minister Theresa May claimed that she ‘ensured justice for the people of ... -
“Iran Must Seek Peace Or We’ll Nuke Them Out Of Existence” Confirms US
THE World awoke this morning to the familiar sound of a US administration hinting that it would be open to ... -
Eric Trump Defects To North Korea
THE HIGHEST-RANKING defector from America in years said that the days of the country’s leadership were “numbered,” and that its ...