5 Amazing Things Theresa May Has Definitely Done


MANY people reacted with surprise when British Prime Minister Theresa May claimed that she ‘ensured justice for the people of Hillsborough’ during a heated exchange in Westminster yesterday.

Emotions ranged from anger to confusion yesterday when May insinuated that she single-handedly waged a 27-year campaign for the truth about the deaths of 96 people killed in the disaster.

However, this isn’t the first time that the Tory leader has faced such criticisms; in fact, there have been several instances where she pulled off amazing, world-changing feats on her own that people may not have been aware of, such as:

1) Killing Osama Bin Laden

You’d be forgiven for thinking that the death of notorious terror leader Bin Laden was carried out by Navy Seal Team Six but that was not the case. T-May herself rappelled out of the side of Chinook in 2011 and gave him two between the eyes, just like her years of elite training had taught her to do.

2) Brokering a deal with Michael Collins to retain the 6 Counties. 

Many people have criticised Michael Collins for negotiating a deal for Ireland that gave up the 6 counties in the north, but what was the man supposed to do when he was dealing with a master like Theresa May? Just be lucky she didn’t take Donegal as well.

3) Writing Game Of Thrones

The next chapter in the beloved ‘Ice & Fire’ series is taking its sweet time coming along… well, Theresa May has been busy with Brexit and the like. Once she gets Article 50 triggered and her country out of the EU, she’ll get back to completing the novel series she started so long ago.

4) Curing AIDS

Say what you want about Theresa May, but nobody can deny that she was pivotal to the final eradication of AIDS. Get out there and have as much unprotected sex as you like! May has you sorted!

5) Bodyslamming Andre The Giant at Wrestlemania 3

  1. The Pontiac Silverdome. 93,000 screaming Mayniacs. They said the Giant could never be slammed; they were wrong.