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How A Botched Colonic Left This Man Inside Out Forever
WITH more and more people opting for alternative treatments for ongoing digestive ailments, including haemorrhoids, bloating and viral infections, colonic ... -
Trump’s Abortion Ruling May Make Whole World Feel Like Ireland
FEARS have been raised around the world that Donald Trump’s reinstatement of the ‘Global Gag’ ruling on countries who provide ... -
Ladder Purchases In Mexico Rise By 9,000%
THERE has been a 9000% rise in purchases of ladders in Mexico in the hours after US president Donald Trump ... -
La La Land’s Oscar Hopes Dashed After Scathing Review From Waterford Man
DESPITE receiving a joint-record 14 Oscar nominations yesterday, stirring and melancholic musical La La Land may have to abandon all ... -
Quadcopter Drone Just Ain’t As Good As The Real Thing, Sighs Obama
“I WAS looking for something a little bit bigger,” said former POTUS Barack Obama, browsing the quadcopter section of his ... -
UK Supreme Court Rules Britain Given Last Chance To Unfuck Themselves
IN A HISTORIC court ruling, the UK Supreme Court has confirmed that the British government will have to first seek ... -
Mexico Agrees To Build Wall Following Large Influx Of American Refugees
MEXICAN President Enrique Peña Nieto has confirmed today that a proposed plan to build a wall between the United States ... -
Revealed: The 11-Year-Old Competition Winner Who Wrote Trump’s Inauguration Speech
A MOVING story which is only coming to light in recent hours reveals for the first time how a plucky ... -
Trump Executes 12 Journalists In Show Of Force
THE lifeless corpses of 12 White House press correspondents were flung from the boot of a blacked out SUV at ... -
America Tries To Ignore Pale Horse That Just Appeared Beside Trump
“STAY on Trump, stay on Trump” barked the director in the TV control room, trying his best to maintain a ...