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Incredibly Boring Man Doesn’t Need Alcohol To Have A Good Time
AN incredibly boring Waterford man doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time, it has been alleged. Tommy Martin, a ... -
Bride To Have Relaxed, Chilled-Out Wedding If It Fucking Kills Her
A DUBLIN bride-to-be has revealed that the day she walks up the aisle and marries her long-time boyfriend will have ... -
ISIS Agree To Leave Destruction Of Western Civilisation To Trump
A SPOKESPERSON for the Islamic State terrorist organisation has issued a statement in which it has claimed the group will call ... -
Weather Warning In Place After Cold Breeze Fatally Cuts Dublin Man In Two
GARDAI and emergency services have today issued a severe weather warning after a Dublin cyclist was pronounced dead on Eden ... -
Gardai In Dawn Raid On Family Who Didn’t Complete Their Census Form
NO injuries were reported following a daring dawn raid in which a unit of the special branch apprehended the leaders ... -
Ageing Dublin Gang Leader Afraid He’ll Die Of Natural Causes
Anthony ‘Madser’ Tobin , 29, leader of the Coolock criminal gang known as ‘The Hemptations’, has made a dramatic appeal ... -
Hatchback Driver Swings Car Right Before Turning Left, For Some Reason
A NISSAN Micra owner has confused fellow motorists today by swinging his car right in a bid to turn left, ... -
NASA Drafted In To Help Waterford Mother Find Where All The Time Goes
A CRACK team of NASA scientists have today been enlisted by the Irish government to help Waterford mother, Theresa Hartigan, ... -
Man Spends Entire Meeting Eyeing Up Plate Of Biscuits
A ROUND-TABLE discussion in the boardroom of a prominent Dublin accountancy firm has become a battle of wits for one ... -
Limerick Mother Arrested For Child Hair-Cut Abuse
A COUNTY Limerick woman has been arrested at her home following what Gardai can only describe as the worst case ...