-
People Who Wear Odd Socks Are Just Lazy Bastards, Finds Study
A GROUNDBREAKING new study into sock wearing has found that 96% of people who wear odd socks are actually lazy ... -
New Report Suggests Eating Some Things Good For You, Some Other Things Bad For You
A SHOCKING and groundbreaking study of food has revealed that some food is bad for you, while other foods may ... -
Arts Graduate Finally Realises What Everyone Was Sniggering About
WRITING the name of the next customer on their coffee cup before handing it down the line to the Barista, ... -
Recently Deceased Man Was Only Spotted Shopping A Week Ago
A DUBLIN man who died suddenly in his sleep yesterday afternoon was apparently spotted out shopping in his local Tesco’s ... -
Fully Grown Man Still Buttering Digestive Biscuits
A COUNTY Carlow man is reportedly still buttering digestive biscuits, despite being 43-years-old. Karl Tobin admitted to the fad during his ... -
‘Why I Stabbed My Own Stomach For Making Fart Noises’
FLATULENCE is the state of having excessive stomach or intestinal gas that is usually released from the anus with sound and ... -
Local Woman Under The Impression She Can Hug Everyone She Meets
A COUNTY Waterford woman has somehow got the impression that she can just go around hugging everyone she meets, whether she actually ... -
Anders Breivik Finally Completes Spyro The Dragon
ANDERS Behring Breivik has announced that after months of complaining about having to make do with just having a Playstation ... -
Toddler Morphs Into Dickhead The Second He Enters Restaurant
A COUNTY Waterford couple who decided to go for a meal with their four-year-old son were left dumbfounded today after he ... -
5 Best Ways To Get A Girl’s Number
Need a little help with yo girl game playa? Of course you do, you’re pathetic. Now the reality check is ...