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Toddler Morphs Into Dickhead The Second He Enters Restaurant
A COUNTY Waterford couple who decided to go for a meal with their four-year-old son were left dumbfounded today after he ... -
5 Best Ways To Get A Girl’s Number
Need a little help with yo girl game playa? Of course you do, you’re pathetic. Now the reality check is ... -
Culchie To Continue Having “Dinner & Tea” Instead Of “Lunch & Dinner”
CONFUSION continues to be served on a daily basis as one rural man refuses to accept that dinner is the ... -
New ‘Heineken Light’ Perfect For People Who Are Only Sort-Of Twats
A BRAND-NEW ‘light’ version of Heineken has hit the shelves, aimed directly at people who aren’t total arseholes all of ... -
Calculating House Prices: The Definitive Guide
SELLING your house, or looking to buy one? You may be understandably confused by how much a house costs. After ... -
40% Of Parents Give Children Sweets Daily To ‘Shut Them The Fuck Up’
SHOCKING new research carried out by Safefood Ireland shows that a large majority of parents give their children sweets in ... -
Heat Wave Somehow Includes Torrential Rain, Thunder
MET Eireann has confirmed that the heat wave currently being enjoyed by the people of Ireland will also contain the ... -
Just Get A Fucking Clubcard, Says Checkout Attendant
BREAKING down from months of exasperation, one checkout attendant in Dunnes has dragged a customer across the counter and ... -
Dyson Introduce Revolutionary €6,500 Window
THE way we experience a breeze blowing through our homes could be about to change forever, after air manipulation experts ... -
Wife Keeps Using Husband’s Pet Name In Public
DESPITE pleas for her to stop, one Waterford woman has continually addressed her husband by his embarrassing pet name while ...