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Perfectly Sane Man In Charge Of Country’s Nuclear Arms
THE world has been offered a timely reminder that its fate lies in the hands of perfectly sane people, who ... -
Mum-Of-Two Who Claims £5mn A Year On Benefits Spotted Wearing Diamond Encrusted Crown
A MOTHER of two who is unapologetic about claiming £5mn-a-year in state benefits was spotted in a chauffeur driven Bentley ... -
Dáithí Ó Sé Arrested Trying To Buy Extra Fadas On The Black Market
BELOVED TV personality Dáithí Ó Sé has been left disgraced after an undercover sting operation performed by a special Garda ... -
WWN Guide To Dealing With That One Friend Who Hasn’t Watched Breaking Bad Yet
WHETHER it’s Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, Orange Is The New Black or The Walking Dead, we’ve all got that friend ... -
The Incredible True Story of Ireland’s First Nacho
WHILE the humble Mexican snack now seems a delicious staple in modern Ireland that we take for granted, the story ... -
Study Confirms Irish People Eat More Pens Than Anyone Else In EU
A NEW report from an EU commission has revealed that Irish people eat an average of 9 ball-point pens per ... -
Faithless Running Out Of Ways To Remix Insomnia
A SPOKESPERSON for nineties dance group Faithless has announced that the band may be on the verge of implosion ahead ... -
Kids Destroy Belfast After One Direction Cancel Concert
BELFAST is this morning counting the cost of last night’s vicious riot, after thousands of girls tore the town apart ... -
IRA Formally Deny They Still Exist
LEADING spokesmen for the Irish Republican Army have today formally denied that they still exist in a brief press conference ... -
Gruesome Scenes As Jogger Found Eaten Alive By Midges
A FORENSIC investigation was ongoing in the Drumcondra area of Dublin, after the body of a young man seemingly eaten ...