Fianna Fáil Reveal Local Election Body Armour For Candidates

With local and European elections taking place on the 23rd of May this year, political advisers to Fianna Fáil are finally seeing their election strategy playing out in public. It is expected by most in the party that the local elections could see positive results. However, they are aware the public still harbours much hatred… Read more »

Election Canvassers Vow To Ignore “No Junk Mail” Stickers

Political canvassers for the upcoming Local and European elections have issued a promise to deliver pamphlets and literature through the letterboxes of every house in Ireland, regardless of “No Junk Mail” stickers. Spokespersons from all parties have issued statements confirming that their door-to-door campaigners can both see the letterplate stickers and have the intellectual capacity to read… Read more »

Quinn Owns Heckling Teachers With Stand-Up Routine

Minister for Education Ruairi Quinn responded to hecklers at the ASTI Teachers conference with an impromptu stand-up comedy routine, silencing the braying crowd with a succession of zingers. The minister had braved a cacophony of boos and jeers by teachers over controversial Junior Cert reforms due to start on a phased basis this year. At… Read more »

Politicians Have Just 1 Month To Make Empty Promises To Electorate Before Local & European Elections

Lampposts up and down the country continue to be peppered with Ireland’s leading sycophants and sociopaths as the race for local and European elections really hot up. With just a month until ballots are cast by the electorate politicians are eagerly pounding the pavement and reluctantly talking directly to members of the public. “It is… Read more »