The MH370 Missing Plane Theory You Don’t Need To Read

WWN brings you the latest on idle speculation regarding the missing Malaysian Airlines flight, which has now been missing and unaccounted for since the 8th of March. We have reached out to countless people looking for theories. What do we know for sure? We know that the plane was hijacked using a mobile phone, it… Read more »

Wexford Begins Grim Task of Earthquake Clean-up As Search For Missing Continues

A DAY after an earthquake rocked Wexford to its core, specially trained crews have begun straightening picture frames and clearing broken tea-cups as rescue operations begin across the region. Reports say the quake knocked over two ornaments in Margaret Mckilhenny’s house yesterday evening, and several sacred heart pictures were said to be ‘lopsided’ throughout the… Read more »

Post Paddy’s Day Come Down Expected To Last The Rest Of The Week

Students, young professionals, unemployed people, children and the homeless are said to be fairly fucking bolloxed after partaking in a thoroughly enjoyable St. Patrick’s weekend, culminating yesterday with the annual St. Patrick’s Day parade. Productivity throughout the country is verging on the comically low as everyone halfheartedly pretends they are going to put the effort… Read more »