WWN brings you the latest on idle speculation regarding the missing Malaysian Airlines flight, which has now been missing and unaccounted for since the 8th of March. We have reached out to countless people looking for theories. What do we know for sure? We know that the plane was hijacked using a mobile phone, it… Read more »
An emotional Francios Hollande broke the news to the people of France earlier today. The president of France, Francios Hollande has confirmed what many in political circles had been speculating about for some time. France delivered their promise of unconditional surrender to Russian leader Vladimir Putin earlier this morning ‘just to be on the safe… Read more »
A DAY after an earthquake rocked Wexford to its core, specially trained crews have begun straightening picture frames and clearing broken tea-cups as rescue operations begin across the region. Reports say the quake knocked over two ornaments in Margaret Mckilhenny’s house yesterday evening, and several sacred heart pictures were said to be ‘lopsided’ throughout the… Read more »
THE COURT in the trial of Max Clifford heard today that the seven allegations of sexual assault against him were ‘an elaborate PR stunt’ carried out by the publicist in a bid to boost his own celebrity status. Mr. Clifford played down the victim’s statements as ‘monologues’, which he claims to have written himself for… Read more »
ILLICIT CHAIN MAIL has been found to be the cause of all the worlds bad luck, a new groundbreaking study revealed today. Unsolicited emails, letters and text messages are to blame for over 98% of the worlds problems, including injuries, sudden deaths, cancers and wars. The study, which was carried out in the United States… Read more »
TMZ broke the news earlier today that papers have been filed on behalf of the daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, seeking North West’s emancipation from her parents. An unnamed Kardashian family member named in court documents seen by TMZ as ‘K’ has helped North ‘Nori’ West seek to be freed from her legal… Read more »
The bad luck continues for the ‘Wrecking Ball’ singer following the burning down of her tour bus on Tuesday. Miley Cyrus was rushed to hospital midway through her New Orleans concert date. The 21-year-old, notorious for her tongue wagging behaviour has finally seen her antics catch up with her during the performing of a hit… Read more »
The Chelsea legend will play against his former club tonight in the Champions League last-16 tie. Didier Drogba is set to make his return to Stamford Bridge tonight, lining out for Galatasaray in what is expected to be a highly charged and emotional occasion. The Turkish club come to London with a 1-1 result from… Read more »
The Chelsea legend will play against his former club tonight in the Champions League last-16 tie. Didier Drogba is set to make his return to Stamford Bridge tonight, lining out for Galatasaray in what is expected to be a highly charged and emotional occasion. The Turkish club come to London with a 1-1 result from… Read more »
Students, young professionals, unemployed people, children and the homeless are said to be fairly fucking bolloxed after partaking in a thoroughly enjoyable St. Patrick’s weekend, culminating yesterday with the annual St. Patrick’s Day parade. Productivity throughout the country is verging on the comically low as everyone halfheartedly pretends they are going to put the effort… Read more »
