WATERFORD Gardai have arrested Irish stage mentalist Keith Barry this morning at his home for the alleged “brain hacking” of 4,000 people over a 3 year period. Mr. Barry was brought to Ballybricken Garda station at 9am this morning for questioning, but was later transferred to a “mind safe” facility in Cork University after several… Read more »
BEN FISHER a research assistant at the Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine in North Carolina was discovered attempting to bring an artificially grown vagina with him as he leaving for the night. This news comes after last week the Wake Forest institute announced that vaginas were successfully implanted into four teenage girls who have… Read more »
WWN can exclusively reveal that sources close to both President Vladimir Putin and Our Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un claim that the pair have sparked up an unlikely friendship via the lost art of pen pal correspondence. According to our sources, Putin and Kim have recently bonded over the fact they are becoming equally shunned… Read more »
TODAY Bord Bia signalled the end of an industry that has dominated the life and culture of the province of Munster for most of the 20th century by announcing the closure of the potato mine near Ardmore in County Waterford. Management has decided that the last deep mine and the 60 workers it employs has… Read more »
CENTRAL statistic figures released today show an alarming increase in the number of smiley looking pricks driving around with their stupid faces on cars. It is believed the jump in numbers are directly related to an ongoing European election campaign which has been going on across the country, and is expected to last well into… Read more »
The negative effects of consuming alcoholic beverages while on antibiotics have been dismissed as myth by a pack of lads in a pub on Saturday night. The report was instigated when public house stalwart Sean Glynn declined to join the others in a round, claiming he was on a course of antibiotics for an unnamed… Read more »
YOU TUBE sensation Fr. Ray Kelly said today he is currently “rolling in pussy” after a video of himself singing Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah went viral across the world. The county Meath man took the internet by storm with his rendition of the song, which he performed live at the wedding of Leah and Chris O’Kane… Read more »
Conal Lynch, a proud Cork native, struggled to concentrate in work this afternoon, WWN can exclusively reveal. Sitting on the third floor looking out over Harcourt St in the Nation’s capital Conal thought to himself ‘it’s no Princes St’. The 26-year-old accountant found himself growing ever more restless throughout his working day, his head filled… Read more »
Carlow woman, Monica Neary breathed a sigh of relief as she woke on the morning of her 70th birthday at the weekend as her thoughts about her numerous tattoos had not changed to ‘regret’ but instead stayed at ‘pretty badass’, contrary to the rules of life which dictate that people with body art become ashamed… Read more »
Following recent reports that Taylor Swift had ended her relationship with billionaire Snapchat co-founder Evan Spiegel. Her press agent Carol Jackson confirmed to WWN today that the 24 year old singer has written 13 songs for her new 2014 album in a record time of just 4 hours. Ms. Jackson said “Taylor was obviously upset… Read more »
