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Garda Inquiry As Beastiality Ring Infiltrate Ploughing Championships
AFTER a crowd of 80,000 people attended the opening day of this year’s Ploughing Championships organisers were understandably ecstatic at ... -
Journalist Confidant ‘A Source Close To’ Dies Aged 44
The World’s media has expressed its shock and regret at the news of the death of famed media friend ... -
Obama Calls For Tougher Kenyan Gun Control Laws
AMERICAN PRESIDENT Barack Obama has called for tougher gun control laws in Kenya this evening after 62 people were killed ... -
Dublin Urged To Go Home To Bed
THE NATION has urged Dublin to go home to bed this morning after the city went on a massive bender ... -
You Know You’re Irish When……
1:Everyone you have ever talked to in your whole life confirms the fact that you are indeed Irish. Your mother, ... -
French And English Rugby Teams Announce New Tournament
The announcement of a new tournament comes hot on the heels of the recent news that French and English teams ... -
Ireland Out Of Recession After Large Red Switch Was Found ‘Tripped’ In Dail Fuse Box
THE ECONOMY is said to have returned to growth today after a Leinster house maintenance man found a ‘tripped’ red ... -
Ireland ‘Unaware’ Leitrim Not In The News For 3 Years, Finds News Report
“Jesus, you’re right and all” uttered a shocked Brian Dobson, when it was brought to his attention that county Leitrim ... -
Assad Regime Behind Dail Lock Out Protest, Warns Irish Media
THE IRISH press has warned that the Assad regime maybe behind the lock-out protest at Leinster house today, which is ... -
“Why Aren’t You lot In Work Today?” Taoiseach Asks Dail Protesters
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny, who was met by thousands of protesters outside Dail Eireann today, asked the crowd why they were ...
