Local Lad Stockpiles Cans Ahead Of Good Friday

MANAGER of Cashman’s Off License in Waterford Gary Cashman was stunned today as his stock of cans was depleted by local lad Diarmuid ‘Dingo’ Walsh in a matter of minutes. Mr. Cashman spoke to WWN about his shock at selling Mr. Walsh 9 slabs of Blonderbräu and 9 slabs of Druids all at once. The… Read more »

Incredible Moment Woman Farts For The Very First Time

A WAITRESS from Clare was traumatised today as she experienced the sensation of flatulence for the very first time. Maria O’ Mahony had just sat down to watch Home and Away before starting her shift at Italian restaurant Giardino Fresco when a thundering noise erupted from her stomach and escaped out through her anus. “I… Read more »

Keith Barry Arrested For Brain Hacking

WATERFORD Gardai have arrested Irish stage mentalist Keith Barry this morning at his home for the alleged “brain hacking” of 4,000 people over a 3 year period. Mr. Barry was brought to Ballybricken Garda station at 9am this morning for questioning, but was later transferred to a “mind safe” facility in Cork University after several… Read more »