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‘Poppa Joe & Cool Aunty Kamala’ Routine Going To Get Old After First Drone Bombing ...
THE WAVE of relief many met Joe Biden’s installment as the 46th president of the United States of America with, ... -
White House Unveil Official Lapdog
US PRESIDENT Joe Biden has unveiled an official White House lapdog to compliment ‘First Dogs’ Champ and Major, WWN understands. ... -
Revealed: All Of Biden’s Executive Orders
NEWLY installed US president Joe Biden wasted no time in reversing some of the previous administrations’ policies by issuing no ... -
“We Did What We Came Here To Do” Says Trump Taking One Final Shit On ...
IN HIS final remarks as president, delivered mid-squat on the White House lawn and amid the noise of a helicopter ... -
Kamala Harris Hoping Inauguration Fireworks Enough To Finish Biden
INCOMING US Vice-President Kamala Harris has cleared her search history ahead of today’s inauguration ceremony, to ensure that nobody sees ... -
The Full List Of Trump’s Pardons
OUTGOING US president Donald Trump has been making use of his ability to issue pardons, with Steve Bannon among many ... -
“I Haven’t Slept In Four Days And I’m This Close To Busting This Thing Wide ...
DONALD Trump Jr has turned down his family’s pleas to have a lie-down, and has instead entered his 98th hour ... -
Deranged Trump Found Scrawling Tweets On Wall Of Oval Office
AS HOUSE Democrats in America keep themselves busy by introducing articles of impeachment for the outgoing president, a shivering and ... -
Twitter Bans Inciter Of Domestic Terrorists For 12 Hours
IN A clear sign that American democracy remains in rude health social media company Twitter has banned Donald Trump from ... -
World Counting On Biden Not Dying For At Least Another Fortnight
LEADERS from around the world have pledged warm blankets, chicken soup recipes, Covid face-masks and echinacea oils to president-elect Joe ...