OUTGOING US President Barack Obama is reportedly considering using his 3rd and final secret assassination on likely Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, WWN can exclusively reveal. As the prospect of a Trump presidency looks more and more like becoming a reality, it is believed Obama has begun deliberating using a secret assassination, given to all… Read more »
REPUBLICAN presidential nominee frontrunner Donald Trump has admitted that he wakes up every morning soaked in sweat at the thoughts of the American public finally calling him on his negative points, any one of which could see his bid for the White House come tumbling down. Instead, Trump continues to rack up support in key… Read more »
AMERICAN presidential hopeful Donald Trump has admitted to drawing on the measured and reasoned writings of Adolf Hilter’s manifesto Mein Kampf in an effort to find a solution to the ‘Muslim problem’. Speaking at a Republican rally, Trump endorsed proposals such as collating a database on US citizens who happen to be Muslim, and perhaps… Read more »
Following the latest upheaval in northern Iraq, a decision to rename the Middle East region was reached by the Obama administration late last night. Some 11 years after America’s invasion of Iraq and 13 years after the war in Afghanistan began, the Middle East still provides a rather large headache for the ‘leader of the… Read more »
WWN has learned that as many as 84,000 images will be uploaded every hour by Irish students in America this Summer. The rite of passage known as the ‘J1’ involves countless happy-go-lucky and hard-working students becoming addicted to gloating, leaving those elsewhere struggling to enjoy using social media. “I would of course go outside and… Read more »
WITH tragic shootings unfolding across America with ever increasing regularity, the Media has reassured the public that the perfect US gunman is only a matter of years away. “We were so, so very close with this latest one,” shared grinning Sky News editor Mags Cubbs, “he nearly had it all. He was misogynistic, tick, he… Read more »
The Leinster and Ireland legend is said to be close to purchasing the little known rugby franchise on America’s west coast. In what could turn out to be a momentous day in the history of rugby union in the United States, Brian O’Driscoll, arguably Ireland’s greatest ever player is close to finalising a deal for… Read more »
Members of the public who have expressed shock and dismay at Russia’s recent encroachment on the border of Ukraine, specifically the region of Crimea, have been told to read a history book. Slightly older members of the public were quick to air cynical comments relating to the all too familiar sight of a large nation,… Read more »