BREAKING away from the regular fawning over US presidents, Irish historians and researchers have decided to simply not bother looking for an ancestral link for Donald Trump’s family to Ireland, for fear it might tarnish the nation’s reputation. Previously linking African American president Barack Obama to a distant relative in Moneygall, Offaly, Irish historian Kevin Ryan said… Read more »
THE WHITE HOUSE has, on this the day of America’s 242nd year of independence, unveiled a new updated flag which better reflects the nation in its present form, signalling the aspirations it has for its ever bright future. “Nobody likes change, but we remind people the old flag didn’t always have 50 stars on it,… Read more »
THERE were solemn scenes at the White House’s 4th of July celebrations as US President Donald Trump paid tribute to the noble men and women who fell fighting the attempted alien invasion of Earth this day 22 years ago, criticising the fact no previous president had honoured them on the anniversary of the country’s Independence… Read more »
BARRON TRUMP has fallen foul of his father’s zero tolerance stance of immigration after consistent questions over Barron’s mother’s visa history revealed she had lied on an earlier application before becoming a citizen thus rendering her citizenship void. Immigration officials first became suspicious after Barron’s mother Melania visited a detention facility yesterday in Texas, her… Read more »
IN A RARE joint-rebuke of a sitting US president, former presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama spoke out against President Trump’s treatment of families crossing the border into the US seeking refuge, their criticism of the policy echoing the outrage and dismay of millions of Americans. WWN has reproduced sections of the incendiary criticism… Read more »
QUICK THINKING US Government officials have found a solution to the growing problem of finding somewhere to intern immigrant children who have been purposefully separated from their parents by US border officials, WWN can reveal. The Statue of Liberty, a New York tourist attraction which has no larger symbolic significance to the history of immigration… Read more »
OUTSPOKEN racist and noted Trump-supporting bigot Roseanne Barr really let herself down yesterday with a stream of nonsensical rambling tweets that caused the ABC network to cancel her ratings-powerhouse show, much to the disappointment of everyone who knew her as a kind, soft-spoken soul with nothing but love in her heart for all God’s children…. Read more »
SOME of the world’s leading organisations, including NATO and the UN, have today agreed to proxy all future wars through the middle eastern state of Syria, paving the way for countries to finalise their disagreements with minimal collateral damage in their own territories. The new ruling will allow warring nations to set up 20 military bases each across the Syrian state, with the… Read more »
ADULT superstar Stormy Daniels is reportedly continuing to pick up strength as she travels through the upper levels of the American political system, with fears growing among the Trump administration that she may shortly be upgraded to Hurricaney Daniels. Originally classified as Stormy in 2006 when she allegedly had a torrid affair with Donald Trump… Read more »
LIKE us, you may have been troubled by claims from former adult actress Stormy Daniels that she not only had a torrid affair with now-president Donald Trump, but that she has photographic evidence as well. Although Ms. Daniels may feel that she is doing the world a service by bringing to light the web of lies… Read more »