Federal Police Urge Trump Supporters To Raise Right Hand So They Know Who Not To Beat

FEDERAL POLICE deployed by US President Donald Trump are urging his supporters to raise their right hands high into the air when approached in a bid to differentiate them from the rest of ‘those people’, WWN has learned.

The new signal comes after federal law enforcement officers from the Department of Homeland Security arrived in Portland earlier this week and presently in Chicago to violently quell peaceful protests, and on occasion mistakenly batoning Trump supporters.

“Skin colour is a great initial guide but if all Mr. Trump’s supporters could raise their right hand and say ‘victory to the president’, that would be great,” a source overseeing the deployment of America’s latest team of heavily armoured and unidentified law enforcers, “we don’t want to mix you up with protesters, much like the way everyone mixes our team up with right wing militias”.

Questioned over the illegal arrests and the kidnapping of US citizens, the military looking outfit insisted that everything will be okay, as long as you don’t take sides against the president.

“All you have to do is just give us the salute and you won’t be bundled into an awaiting unmarked van and taken into the night,” our source confirmed, before sticking a gun to this reporter’s face for good measure.

In further moves to see quell the peace, all protesters opposed to racist behavior who promoting the Black Lives Matter movement will have to wear a black armbands when out in public.

“It’s a simple ask, and if these people insist on rubbing us up the wrong way we have dozens of trains waiting to bring them off to federal prison”.