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Trump Posthumously Pardons Jeffrey Epstein

THE PRESIDENTIAL pardons recently put in motion by Donald Trump continue apace with his most high profile pardon now extending to deceased old acquaintance and notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Not content with releasing some swamp monsters back into an undrained swamp by pardoning a corrupt politician guilty of trying to sell a Senate seat… Read more »

Statue Of Liberty Last Seen Walking Back To France

EYE WITNESSES in New York described unbelievable scenes earlier today as the sound of creaking copper and crumbling concrete preceded the sight of the iconic Statue of Liberty disembarking its pedestal eastwards for its native France. Tossing its iconic torch over its shadow and muttering loudly in French while looking angry and fed up, the… Read more »

“Eat Shit Palestine” Middle East Peacemaker Kushner Offers Olive Branch To Palestinians

PRESIDENT DONALD Trump’s son-in-law and somehow in charge of being Middle East peacemaker, Jared Kushner, has been hailed the world over for his incredible proposals aimed at bringing Israel and Israel together in agreement over Palestine. “Eat shit Palestine, you empty headed terrorists will accept this deal or else,” explained Kushner, who is two children… Read more »

Exclusive: Inside Trump’s War Room

THE IRANIAN military has hit US bases in Iraq. Ballistic missiles fizzed through the sky on their way to making explosive impact on Iraqi soil, the Middle East, and political stability across the world. When such catastrophic things occur, there’s only place you’ll find the president of the United States and that’s in the ‘situation… Read more »

Iran To Attack US By Just Leaving Trump To Run Country Into Ground

THE IRANIAN government is now officially pursuing a ‘hands off’ approach to retaliating to any further attacks by US President Donald Trump, with senior military officials in the Middle Eastern country concluding there was nothing more damaging to the safety, health and prosperity of American people than simply leaving Trump to continue running the country… Read more »

US Foreign Policy In The Middle East Explained

IN ITS simplest terms, US foreign policy in the Middle East can be viewed as so aggressive at times that it makes the ‘mine, mine, mine’ chanting seagulls from Pixar’s Finding Nemo look like selfless individuals with no interest in things that aren’t their own. Invading countries, proxy wars, funding terrorists, coups, torture, ‘withdrawing’ troops,… Read more »

Ireland To Be Renamed The USS De Valera

THE Republic Of Ireland is to be officially renamed as a vessel in the United States Navy, after spending years as a stop-over for US Aircraft on their way to bomb the crap out of whatever Middle Eastern country they were pissed off with at the time. Despite Ireland being a completely neutral nation, the… Read more »