Tag: america

Exclusive: Inside Trump’s War Room

THE IRANIAN military has hit US bases in Iraq. Ballistic missiles fizzed through the sky on their way to making explosive impact on Iraqi soil, the Middle East, and political stability across the world. When such catastrophic things occur, there’s only place you’ll find the president of the United States and that’s in the ‘situation… Read more »

Iran To Attack US By Just Leaving Trump To Run Country Into Ground

THE IRANIAN government is now officially pursuing a ‘hands off’ approach to retaliating to any further attacks by US President Donald Trump, with senior military officials in the Middle Eastern country concluding there was nothing more damaging to the safety, health and prosperity of American people than simply leaving Trump to continue running the country… Read more »

US Foreign Policy In The Middle East Explained

IN ITS simplest terms, US foreign policy in the Middle East can be viewed as so aggressive at times that it makes the ‘mine, mine, mine’ chanting seagulls from Pixar’s Finding Nemo look like selfless individuals with no interest in things that aren’t their own. Invading countries, proxy wars, funding terrorists, coups, torture, ‘withdrawing’ troops,… Read more »

Ireland To Be Renamed The USS De Valera

THE Republic Of Ireland is to be officially renamed as a vessel in the United States Navy, after spending years as a stop-over for US Aircraft on their way to bomb the crap out of whatever Middle Eastern country they were pissed off with at the time. Despite Ireland being a completely neutral nation, the… Read more »

Beyoncé Set To Perform At Trump Impeachment Halftime Show

IN A desperate bid to garner interest from the lethargic American public, officials involved in the Trump impeachment proceedings have announced that Beyoncé Knowles will perform at today’s Superbowl-styled halftime show, along with an array of supporting acts, WWN can confirm. Citing poor concentration skills and general apathy among American voters, it was decided entertainment… Read more »