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“You Say Murderous White Supremacist Like It’s A Bad Thing”

SWIFTLY bringing an end to accusations that he is pursuing a right-wing racist agenda President Donald Trump put on-the-fence voters at ease by rushing to defend a 17-year-old accused of gunning down two protesters in Kenosha, Wisconsin. “You say ‘murderous white supremacist’ like it’s a bad thing” bristled a downright confused Trump, the lawlessness and… Read more »

Everything You Need To Know About Steve Bannon

ARRESTED in New York and indicted for fraud in connection with an online fundraising scheme, the former Trump campaign chief executive is back making headlines. Here’s all you need to know about Steve Bannon: – 66 years of age, which is 496 in Steve Bannon years. – ran Donald Trump’s 2016 election campaign directly up… Read more »

Confused Biden Peels ‘Everything Is Fine. Your Name Is Joe. You’re Running For President’ Note Off Fridge

REPEATING a daily routine that helps him become aware of his name, surroundings and his ongoing work, Democratic pick for the presidency Joe Biden peeled a series of informative post-it notes from his fridge and other appliances around his home. ‘Joe, you’re currently vastly overestimating the average intelligence of the American voter if you think… Read more »

Trump’s Eulogy For Brother To Contain As Few Biden, China, The Radical Left, Harris, USPS, Obama & Clinton Swipes As Possible

PRESIDENT Donald Trump was today taken to one side by his advisors and family and urged not to treat his younger brother Robert’s funeral as ‘just another campaign rally’ to no avail, although Trump has agreed to keep the bashing of his rivals to an ‘absolute minimum’ during his eulogy. “Just like the hopes of… Read more »

Rare Glimpse Of Trump’s Humanity As He Wishes Sex Trafficker ‘Well’ With Court Case

RETURNING TO giving Covid-19 press briefing and taking a break from using federal agents to violently crackdown on legitimate protests, US President Donald Trump offered the public a rare glimpse of his more human side by wishing notorious sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell well in her upcoming trial. A surprising remark, the President extended the sort… Read more »