Joe Rogan To Show ‘Bought & Paid For’ MSM How To Grill Politician Without Letting Them Bullshit, Change Subject

AT THE APEX of the influential anti-establishment independent media mountain, Joe Rogan has announced none other than presidential hopeful Donald Trump as a guest, sending the podcast God’s fans into a frenzy with internet comment sections everywhere lighting up.

“This is incredible news! Finally Joe can do what the MSM won’t, he’s going to ask tough questions of a guy who is on Epstein’s flight logs, hung out with Diddy and had Roy-fucking-Cohn as his mentor. Let’s fucking go,” shared one listener, who despite what his birth cert says, was born yesterday.

“Kamala’s Call Her Daddy appearance is going to look like the teddy bear’s picnic next to Rogan’s incisive dismantling of Trump’s bullshit. There’s literally no one better to interview an authoritarian than a freedom loving libertarian like my man Joe,” offered another JRE regular downloader.

“Trump’s got a billionaire in Elon paying people to register to vote for him, and he’s promised him a place in his cabinet, his son-in-law got $2bn from the Saudis, oh my God, Donald is sooo cooked when Joe gets his hands on him,” marveled another listener.

“Joe has had a lot of military veterans on so you know he’s going to push Trump on the fact 110 US military were injured by Iran in an air strike in Iraq on his watch, not to mention the bullshit he pulled at Arlington,” an excited but soon-to-be disappointed listener said.

UPDATE: Inside sources expect the segments in which Rogan listens intently to Trump discussing on the inferior skull size of African Americans and ‘the Hall of Fame of pussies grabbed’ ranking to be of particular disappointment to regular listeners.